Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ( Read more... )

Camp is fun ( Read more... )

My mom called ( Read more... )

DRAGONBOAT, FUCK YEAH!1 2 3 4 - Haig State: HARDCORE ( Read more... )

"Mr. Sandmannnnnn, bring me a dreeeaaammm ( Read more... )

I swear to god I really did hear bagpipes, despite what you all think ( Read more... )

I can hear bagpipes.

Adrian, Miranda, Levin, Graeme, Ahmed, and Erika, you are all enormous sluts and have suckered me into this ( Read more... )

Self-pity is useless. It's too easy. Safe.

I don't do safe.

In the continuing Haig tradition of Carpe/Moga Day being the most pointless and delinquent day of the year, I was drunk at school ( Read more... )