What's the fucking point?

i cut my finger really bad and now i'm typing really really slow cuz i can't touch anything with my pointer finger... it's quite painful ( Read more... )

so.. um... wtf??

my stomach was doing this weird thing all day today in which it would make farting noises and it was really embarassing... but it was fucking hilarious.

I HOPE YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE ON STAGE! and i'm not talking about anyone in particular... i've just always wanted to say that.

if you like chocolate say OI!

OI ( Read more... )

songs... give me song names... band names... and song names.

so what would you do if you saw a really really fat bum dancing... and he wasn't wearing a shirt... on sunset blvd. in front of The Roxy ( Read more... )

FUCKING BIRD!!!!!

BECCA ♥ ROBBIE

i'm sick i'm sick i'm sick i'm sick i'm sick i'm sick i'm sick ( Read more... )

can i be more sick ( Read more... )

I don't need a heart to stay alive...

all I need is you.