So today Jill came to get me to go for a swim but when we were pulling off my road we saw Alex drive by and we decided to stalk him. I called him and asked how Hustead Handcrafts was and he was like huh and then I was like watch out for teh fire station. Then I was like nice red car riding your ass and he found out we were two cars behind him. Then ( Read more... )

FUCK YEAH. I got a ninety-one, suck my dick court. Hahahahahhahahahahhahahaa the court can now have the pleasure of eating my 442 court bill.Hmm I think I just kicked bureaucracy's ass......no that can't be right. Either way I am done playing in the ghetto at night.

So this is definately the year for me to be a badass..... so far I have ( Read more... )

So yesterday was a terrible day. I was proud of myself because I had to go to Dayton and I didnt get lost. Then some dick face on I-75 just decided to come in my lane, idiot was going to smash the whole front of my car and so I slamme don the brakes and then lost control. Then I did some mad weaving trying to regain control and the car wanted to ( Read more... )

So I have decided that being a juvenile is pretty tight. Being me that means I like to speed. I didnt realize how heavy the pig force had grown. So I started out 2006 by receiving two speeding tickets. So I have been to court twice now over it all. So basically the judge yelled at the kid before me who had three speeding tickets and was like you're ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY, aren't you glad you have great kids? I get to go to court today for my speeding citation and Liz gets to go to probation. We are definately the best kids ever, who doesn;t want their kids to be dealing with the legal system for their birthday?

So I had the flu and probably still do anyways I puked my guts up lastnight. My dad and I arent on good terms and he called me this morning at 7:30 to go to Youngs. I was like dude I am sick I will puke all over Youngs... then at like 11 he brought me over a bag full of candy. It was cute seeing as he cant say sorry and so he buys my love. Yeah ( Read more... )

Let it be known that on this fine Monday January 23 2006 at 9:31 p.m. I knew something Alex didn't. tuffywuffy2000 (9:31:52 PM): How do you write about ethnic chauvinism without sounding like a racist jackass ( Read more... )

hmmmm my weekend was rather lame. Basically I was following Ruthanne on back roads home. Long story short I got a speeding ticket. STUPID FUCKING PLANE RADAR bullshit deywuka bdfhgfcdhgfkdgfjdhgfgf. Hehe I got a 68 in a 55 and for those of you who suck at math like the cop who wrote my ticket that's thirteen miles over. Now I have to haul ass back ( Read more... )

Lizzy I am coming to stay with you next week. It's time to play teach dad a lesson game. Aka fuck you do your damn dishes and laundry and clean your house and I am not doing the slave labor for YOUR party. I am a bit fed up with him if you cant tell. We havent even said a word to each other all week. Living here is getting to be a bit too ( Read more... )