I'm Going to Be Eaten by a Bear

[lovemycar]

To Whom it May Concern

Allen, Lisa, Laura, and I are going camping this afternoon. We're going to be in the middle of the Blue Ridge Mountains enjoying all of the majesty that the wilderness has to offer. Also, we will probabaly be eaten alive be bears and/or wildebeasts.

God help Mother Nature.

- Mike

Comments

[vuduchyl]

Dear Mother Nature,

Please enjoy this pallet of bran muffins. Have a feeling you're gonna need them after this weekend...

Your Son,

Mike

P.S. Your other son, Paul, said "hi" in Walrus-ese, right before I buried him.

[theatrflutterby]

make me your friend, cause you love me! unless you were eaten by a bear...