Best news EVER!!!!!!! JODY-LA is coming home EARLY!!!!! NOV. 23!!!!! that's like so SOOOON! My heart is fluttering with happiness. I've missed her so much. She is in Tibet currently and was planning to go to India from there, but wrote today and said she's sick of the woman she's traveling with. So from Tibet she's going to Thailand for three weeks ( Read more... )

so i'm in hot topic trying trying to find some fluorescent skinny belts for my 80s-lady halloween costume. this guy comes up to me all shady and hands me a flyer. i say thanks and put it in my purse and walk away. later i take a look at it and realize it's advertising a party at a new "club" in TAPPAN!!!! that's right, JAPAN!!!!!! i just checked ( Read more... )

jude just caught the bus home. we had a fucking retardedhilarious night in nyack. went to casa and listened to a really gay band do a cover of oasis, complete with bongos. got the hell out of there. went to bruxelles to meet hollywood and her husband. moved on to luna. drank so many goddamn espresso martinis. took so many goddamn pictures (link ( Read more... )

Dreamt I was on this roof in the city with a bunch of friends from Hotchkiss. They are all armed with semi-automatic weapons and tell me the A-Team (yes, from the show) is about to ambush us. There's a pool on the roof. The A-Team busts through the roof door and starts firing. One comes right at me, gun pointed at my head. My friend hands me a bowl ( Read more... )

I went to the mall today during my break to begin piecing together my Halloween costume. I'm gonna go all out with 80s fashion, complete with leg warmers, jelly bracelets and CRIMPED HAIR! yes, today I bought a crimper. I just crimped my bangs and some of my hair (party by myself) and I have decided, from this point forward, I will do all it takes ( Read more... )

talk about disaster fatigue.

this category 5 ho bag betta get tha fuck outta my town.

and by town i mean planet.

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"Oil is not the only toxin that saturates Louisiana and threatens the health of residents returning to New Orleans and adjacent parishes. The Louisiana Department of Environmental Quality reports that muck covering the area is contaminated with human waste and bacteria, including E.coli, a fecal bacterium. It estimates that between 1,000 and 5,000 ( Read more... )

this is one of the most beautiful columns i've ever read. Mark Morford is brilliant. if you haven't already, subscribe to his twice-weekly column. you won't regret it ( Read more... )

ugh. got up at 8:45 a.m. because i was supposed to bring my car in for an oil change and inspection. rushed around getting dressed, eating breakfast, etc. then it dawned on me that the Saw Mill Parkway (the only route I can take to get to my mechanic's in westchester) might be closed because of all the rain. i checked out 1010 WINS online and lo ( Read more... )

just spent the past hour in makeupville. for those of you who don't know, I have a big time weakness for PRODUCTS, namely skin care products, hair products and makeup, but also vitamins and herbs, and lotions and perfumes. my friend mary once worked for YM magazine and during that period, she acquired a FIERCE amount of free makeup. literally, it ( Read more... )