Dear Best Friend-
Dear best friend-
You're the person that I'd rhyme for,
The one I'll always have the time for.
The reason that I'm breathing,
That I live life from A to Z.
You're the reason I'll stop crying,
You're the reason I'll keep trying.
You're the reason I keep going,
You mean everything to me.
I could rhyme and rhyme and rhyme until my brains turned to blue goo, but it really wouldn't matter because, after all, you hate rhyming words. And heaven knows I would do anything to irk you on this, your day.
Happy birthday, oh sister of my soul, keeper of my spirit, and owner of the left half of my brain. I wish nothing but the best for you as you progress into the shadows of senility. Before you know it, your hearing will be going, you'll walk with a limp, and cynically remember "the good old days." But rest assured, I will be gawping at "how high those hems have risen" right along with you until you are elderly and in depends. And just think, now we're one year closer. Grin.
I love you dearest, and I hope you're having a fantastic birthday.
"Because the things that mean the world to us must be celebrated..."
You're the person that I'd rhyme for,
The one I'll always have the time for.
The reason that I'm breathing,
That I live life from A to Z.
You're the reason I'll stop crying,
You're the reason I'll keep trying.
You're the reason I keep going,
You mean everything to me.
I could rhyme and rhyme and rhyme until my brains turned to blue goo, but it really wouldn't matter because, after all, you hate rhyming words. And heaven knows I would do anything to irk you on this, your day.
Happy birthday, oh sister of my soul, keeper of my spirit, and owner of the left half of my brain. I wish nothing but the best for you as you progress into the shadows of senility. Before you know it, your hearing will be going, you'll walk with a limp, and cynically remember "the good old days." But rest assured, I will be gawping at "how high those hems have risen" right along with you until you are elderly and in depends. And just think, now we're one year closer. Grin.
I love you dearest, and I hope you're having a fantastic birthday.
"Because the things that mean the world to us must be celebrated..."