Dear HR at Gordon's Food,

I have an interview Tuesday at 2PM. I am extremely confident that I will be an excellent employee given the chance. I have had experience and am a fast learner. Furthermore, I really need a fucking job. You should absolutely offer me a position.

Hoping you see it my way,
Jessie

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Dear God,

Touché.

Faithfully,
Jessie

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