Eliza's Voicemail

May 20, 2000 00:00

"So much less scratchy than gramophone records - how wonderful! This is Eliza Doolittle. Please record a message for me, and I'll listen to it when I'm in, then return your call.

If you'd like to order flowers from the shop, there's a separate number to ring for that."

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Re: Voicemail noboynextdoor January 18 2009, 22:56:50 UTC
[From here.]

"I don't know who this is, but I think it's safe to say you're a pretty big ass yourself, and you can go ahead and leave, because I really don't care."

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Re: Voicemail loverlyviolets January 19 2009, 03:14:31 UTC

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