In electronic internet cyber web news, my sister just sent me a stupid email about how if I forward her email to nine people, then I’ll get a $30 gift certificate to Applebee's. First of all, why is my sister still falling for these things? And secondly, I once ate a gummy bear I found on the ground, and even I don't want a free meal at Applebee's.

I'm glad that dollar bills aren't made of fur.

I heart Mike (aka Maetra). He came all the way from accross town to help me unlock my car doors because I'm kind of a ditz sometimes. That's what I get for not sleeping in days. Anyway, thanks Mike. You kick ass.

And also, Briana, you are so damn cute when you sleep. ^_^

The sentiment behind campaigns like "Love Your Body" is undoubtedly noble, and in the "Angry Rant" section of my mind there is often a manifesto brewing about rampant fat-phobia, the disconnect between media image and real human flesh, and (most stridently) the accompanying weird American Puritan issues about food and idleness and control and women ( Read more... )

"straight people carry condoms, i cut my fingernails"

I adore you.

In the ordered rectangles of a balcony ( Read more... )

It is 4:30 in the am.

I have yet to go to sleep.

Briana is sleeping one foot away from me and my boyfriend is on the couch.

I am scared shitless.

Just a few more hours...

Kiss me like a stranger.

I moved.

I now live in Dublin.

Just FYI,

ya know,

In case you cared to know.

I stand behind the counter, wipe away tears and smile ( Read more... )