His terrain is crimson, tented, orange, terribly ( Read more... )

Funny Signs to hold at an Abortion Protest Rally:

* "I'm gay! Don't you wish I had been aborted?"

* "If more people had abortions you wouldn't be stuck in traffic right now"

* "I'm here to pick up easy chicks"

* "But without new babies, who will the pedophiles love?"

* "I'M CRAZY TOO!!"

So today I thought about if Neil Gaiman had a livejournal. I would totally read it all the time and it would be the best. Then I got sort of dejected with the realization that he doesn't have one. Then it occured to me that I could just finish reading Good Omens.

My job is so mind numbingly dull.

The end.

I was thinking today about breakups, and how many people almost cherish the memory of their worst breakups. I'm talking about the kind where you can't sleep, can't eat, and sometimes literally have to punch yourself in the head to stop thinking about him/her. Why do we have any nostalgia for those kinds of feelings? I think it's easy to romanticize ( Read more... )

The immortal tripped against the curb
caught herself, but palm planted
rocks embedded in a tender plam.
She let out a little laugh
right in the face of the slate gray sidewalk,
dropped a little crimson marker on the ground
and made her way forward
towards the wood all evergreen and ferns.

150 Years Ago: The abolition of slavery.
100 Years Ago: The emancipation of women.
50 Years Ago: Acceptance of inter-racial marriage.
Today: Same-sex marriage ( Read more... )

One day we’ll have to tell them all ( Read more... )

"If I were ever going to kill myself (and I think about this all the time) I would do it by shooting myself in the head. Thing is, as I held the gun to my temple, I would hold up a big green apple to the other side of my head. Then I'd pull the trigger. When the investigators showed up, stepping through chunks of brains and apple, and found the ( Read more... )

things I experienced/ saw today:


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"Bullshit! Six in the morning to me will never be anything more or less than crawl-home-drunk-O'clock."