21st love song

[lovesduet]

[Voice Post;]

Oh, goodness, I don't think there's any need to hurt the poor things! Has anybody tried talking to them? Perhaps they simply don't know the nice way to say hello-- oh! Oh.... well, I'm sure nobody was really using that hydrant, anyway

Comments

[favored_son]

You know, something tells me singing's not going to cut it.

[lovesduet]

You might be surprised how many hearts can be touched with a special tune.

[favored_son]

I know how many. Entire villages. I've seen vampires do it.

on ur premise, maybe or maybe not loling

[majestad]

...do you ever shut your mouth?

confused Giselle is confused.

[lovesduet]

Quite often! Oh, dear, is it very difficult for you?

taking that one step too many

[majestad]

Easier when there's something to chew on.

Easier by the bloody moment.

Sitting in a tree, h-e-l-p-l-e-s-s.

[lovesduet]

Oh but I meant, with that... very interesting and unique facial decoration you have, it must be very difficult to...

Oh! Well if you would only help me down from this tree, I'm sure I could make you a nice sandwich. Or a muffin!

[glock30]

Giselle! What the hell are you doing?

[lovesduet]

I'm reaching out, Faye. They seem so lost, and frightened!

[glock30]

THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE.

[lovesduet]

I admit, they're not coming across very well...

voice;

[guardianed]

Are you serious.

I'd recommend not trying to talk to them, actually.

[ooc; Consider strikes muttered~]

[vicodincrutch]

Say g'night, Giselle. It's been nice knowing you. I'm sure the aliens will find you to be the best dessert ever.