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[lovesicktragedy]

***to whom it may concern:

*****read with soft whisper tone*****

oh man. so the other day i was having hot and oooohh so freaky/duuuurrrty/tub-thumping (chumba wumba reference) sex with Thom and out of nowhere kristen the jesus of all girls and max the virgin mary (and will stay virgin) came pouncing through the door. **screams. flashes

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[pirate_core]

am i sensing a bit of bitterness??