"If you're not gonna pick up then I just have to sit here thinking about you, and calling, and talking about how much I want to be wherever you are right now, kissing you witless. Are you making big plans for tonight? I hope they're special. Because I promise tonight's gonna be something to remember. I love you. Bye."
"Hullo, it's your roomie. Don't let either Chad *or* Wyatt into our room, they've gone insane. I think they may have been gremlin-bitten. And don't listen to anything they say! They're just trying to upset me. Although I'm sure it might be easier for both of us if I *was* a lesbian. Or if you were gay. Yes, that would be the best solution... oh, lord. Sorry! I know you're not gay, Warren! Ahem. Anyway. I'll talk to you tonight."
"You know, I don't think we've ever discussed sexual activities. I mean, if you want to sit and talk over a beer or something, I'm game. I'll tell you my stories, you can share some of yours. We'll bond. A real guys night out. And sorry, but I don't know who the hell this Sunlord is? But rock on, dude! Later!"
"Hey dude. I'm heading off to the music festival and then down to Fast Eddie's with Charlie. Going to teach her how to play pool and then how to hustle pool. Anyway, if I don't see you before you go, feel free to leave your dog in my room and I'll take him for a walk when I get back. Have fun this weekend and try not to get strangled. Oh, and just get a room with Dawn in the first place -- will save you a lot of sneaking down hallways. You'll save time that way."
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"Hullo, it's your roomie. Don't let either Chad *or* Wyatt into our room, they've gone insane. I think they may have been gremlin-bitten. And don't listen to anything they say! They're just trying to upset me. Although I'm sure it might be easier for both of us if I *was* a lesbian. Or if you were gay. Yes, that would be the best solution... oh, lord. Sorry! I know you're not gay, Warren! Ahem. Anyway. I'll talk to you tonight."
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"A fourth chicken? What does that mean?"
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"You know, I don't think we've ever discussed sexual activities. I mean, if you want to sit and talk over a beer or something, I'm game. I'll tell you my stories, you can share some of yours. We'll bond. A real guys night out. And sorry, but I don't know who the hell this Sunlord is? But rock on, dude! Later!"
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