1st Jump ~ Open Network Text ~Event'd!

[greentongued]

the closest guy I have to a friend likes to throw me into walls

[A second text, a moment later, right on the heels of that one.]

also, im ttly starving, anyone kno where theres flies or spiders or somethin?

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[noppo_sempai]

「 D8 poor guy must be starving without those fruits 」 I don't think that's very healthy…

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[greentongued]

what?

[Because yeah, he doesn't realize the text sent. Whoohoo for joining the masses of confused text responders?]

[noppo_sempai]

「 And he thinks you're just being difficult. 」 If you needed help in looking for something to eat you could have said so. There's no need to resort to that.

[greentongued]

resort to what? i didn't say anything.

[Pause. Realization. Facepalm. Second text.]

something got sent out that i didn't send didn't it. whats it say?

[bentbowarcher]

D --> I don't have any friends

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[greentongued]

congrats. neither do i so were even. so is this in response to something i ttly didnt send out myself or is this another random one of yours?

[Pause, second text.]

like the thing about the dress. which i still wanna see yo

[bentbowarcher]

D --> Response to yours
D --> Saying the closest thing you have to a friend is someone who throws you into walls
D --> I don't even have that
D --> Most people are afraid of me

D --> Fine
D --> If you find a dress, I'll put it on

[greentongued]

aww. ill be your friend. i aint afraid of nothin

[Pause. Wait. Remembering Emil and wincing.]

i really just said that? geez this place is getting to me. but ill totally look for a dress for you next time im out anyway.

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[scorpionderp]

If they care enough to throw you into a wall, then they care enough that you learn quickly enough to live.

[Repression? No, not Scorponok.]

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[greentongued]

[Since Todd has since been told some of the things that went out, he replies with more resignation than surprise.]

actully i think its cuz he has a bad temper and doesnt like me all that much. but whatever.

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[scorpionderp]

Well, he hasn't actually killed you yet.

[greentongued]

hed get in trouble if he killed me :P

[Not that Todd really thinks Dukes would have killed him, except maybe on accident, but he doesn't think it has anything to do with caring about him, either.]

bsides hes too dumb to try and teach any1 anything