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[pianodoctor]

ok, as everyone's palhoncho, i would like to demand, in the friendliest manner, a roll call from my friends and all the trolls that are presently here!
i know dave and karkat are already here, but who else? i am especially looking for a certain jade harley and a certain rose lalonde but i think it would also be nice if vriska, or even terezi, were

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[neverhero]

dicks
say it with me egbert
d i c k s

[pianodoctor]

...
dicks.
ok, i am going to use it in a sentence now.
dave, you are a bag of dicks.

[neverhero]

well would you look at that
you can learn new things after all
want a gold star bro
i think youve earned it

[pianodoctor]

it's not an achievement numbnuts.

[pianodoctor]

blunt about what??

[pianodoctor]

uh. ok.
is that a bad thing?

[flightybastard]

I can't help you with a Rose Lalonde, but it appears I can assist you with her male alter ego.

Not that this makes any sense to me either.
Nevertheless, nice to meet you, John Egbert. I believe you've heard of me.

[pianodoctor]

oh hey, yeah, you are ross, right?
dave told me!
girl or not, you are still my friend so i am glad you reported in. :D
am i really a girl from where you are??

[flightybastard]

Your name was Joan Egbert.
You enjoyed frilly dresses and hitting things with hammers. I always suspected that your rejection of your mother's baking was a hopeless rebellion against feminine gender norms, but it all seems a little spurious now.

[pianodoctor]

ok, i can accept that.
joan is a pretty name.

bluhh, even other dimension, genderbent dad liked baking?
poor girl me!

dude, we should totally hang out and stuff.
did you know i was supposed to marry girl you?
crazy!

[forevveraglub]

wwhat the fuck is a palhoncho and howw the fuck do you knoww a us trolls
ivve nevver seen you dirtlickin scumbags in my fuckin life and suddenly you all knoww wwhat wwe are an wwho wwe are like wwere dowwn right acquainted
howw the fuck do you knoww vvris or ter i expect some answwers

[pianodoctor]

a palhoncho is a friendleader, duh.

oh, then i am actually farther into the timeline if you don't know us yet!
i actually met those lovely ladies a while back.
vriska is so great. she helped me reach god tier!
i don't think i have ever met you though but it is never too late to make friends so hi! :D

[forevveraglub]

thats the stupidest soundin thing ivve evver heard
you must be talkin about a different vvris and ter then
because anothin about either a them is wwhat one wwould describe as LOVVELY
but godtier she wwas the only one wwho reached it outta us so maybe theyre the same and youre just delusional

but
friends
hmm
wwell wwhatevver im eridan ampora

[pianodoctor]

no!
dude, vriska is the best.
i mean she is an asshole sometimes but isn't everyone?

that is a cool name.
we are going to be the best buds, i can tell.

[Vid]

[stone_eyes_emil]

That's what I was thinking!

I-I mean, not about the... hunting for boyfriends, but about this not being such a bad place. I would like to go home, but at least there's other people here...

Oh, I'm really sorry about my bad manners! It's nice to meet you John. My name is Emil [smiles!]

Oh, and... what's a snow-men?

[Vid]

[pianodoctor]

Exactly! And, to be honest, this place is a whole lot better than the game we were playing. At least everything here isn't trying to kill us.

Hi, Emil! It's nice to meet you!

Uh, well, snowmen are snow sculptures of people! But to be honest, they look more like ice cream with faces to me.

[Vid]

[stone_eyes_emil]

[Emil isn't sure about this 'game' business, but the things trying to kill him part? Oh yeah]

Oh, does your world have hostile creatures in it, too? They were everywhere back at home. It's kind of a relief not to have to keep my gaurd up all the time!

Oh! I never thought of doing that! It sounds like fun, though.

[Vid]

[pianodoctor]

Well, it is not actually my world? Earth is pretty safe but then we played a game and then shit hit the fan and we survived the apocalypse, so yes, it is better not to worry about monsters anymore.

Yeah! We should totally make snowmen sometime.