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[inglorious]

[ The video clicks on, though awkwardly aimed half way at the floor, the screen blurring as it's moved haphazardly about-- the sound of an on coming cold, sniveling, sounds through the speakers before it's owner cracks several sneezes.

The feed suddenly yanks up-- getting a screen full of fluffy pale hair as it's apparently held to it's owner's

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[dysrhythmias]

Oi. If you're gonna record yourself, stop shakin' and wigglin' the camera around. And keep it down too!

( video )

[inglorious]

[ WOAH WAIT WHAT WAS THAT!?
He looks around a few times before those eyes eventually sink down to the communicator in hand. ]

( video )

[inglorious]

....W-what?

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[dysrhythmias]

You're stremin' video, dumbass. Stop being obnoxious.

voice

[inglorious]

[ Woah! Another voice that wasn't that deep annoyed serious tone of his brother's?! But already he's pretty sure it's coming from this 'walkie-talkie' he found. ]

Oi oi! No kid's allowed on private lines!!

voice

[inglorious]

What? No- I'm not drunk yet!

[ Though he tends to sob when drunk, actually while blubbering about his 'Old man Fritz'. ]

[audio]

[crams_til_4am]

[The poor guy. He tried to sound so tough, despite obviously being scared. Tsutomu would love to share some of his blankets with him. ]

...Did you just call out a country?

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[inglorious]

Not West! Not even Italy...a-aaahhh.
[ This wasn't good! Maybe this hadn't been a prank at all. Maybe those Allies chucked him here, that'd mean chances are this WAS Russia's place!

Oh he'd sock that guy in the fact for sure! ]

[inglorious]

Of course I did! Why wouldn't the great me call out to my Allies?!

[crams_til_4am]

Probably because a body of land can't come out for a drink?

[Unless...oh, this was sounding all to familiar. Curious, Tsutomu turned on his screen which revealed a rather sexy silver haired, red-eyed....man. Adults were...pretty rare in this place.]

[VIDEO]

[inglorious]

....Eh?

[ T-this guy? Is.... Wait wait wait... pale skin? Horns? SHARP TEETH!? This this this--- ]

A Krampus!

[ As it takes him a few seconds to register this 'startling' realization about talking to a mythical german demon creature--- most of what Karkat says goes riiiight over the albino's head. ]

I swear I haven't done nothin' bad! Nothing at all! And if it looks like I did it was the Pansy Austria's fault! So you can't punish me!

Go away! Go away! Fowl demon! No punishing here!
Go punish the fat American!! I'm sure he's done many bad things!

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[inglorious]

Krampus is what you are-- but you look smaller! Baby Krampus yeah yeah you got horns and weird skin... your fur hasn't grown in yet I can see!

Sharp teeth too!

You shouldn't be here yet though! Not till Christmas! You're too early!
Actually, you shouldn't show up at all to me little Krampus baby!!

That would be much better!

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[forevveraglub]

[Wow this guy is totally fucking obnoxious.]

You're really makin' a bigger fuckin' deal outta showin' up here than there needs to be. You can stop bein' ower dramatic at any time now.

[ROLL OF THE EYES.]

Also, if you're gonna use the wideo, how about you learn how to properly fuckin' handle that shit instead of flailin' it around like a complete fuckin' moron?

Fuckin' batshit humans, I swear to fuckin' fuck, you're all annoyin' and completely goddamn worthless.

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[inglorious]

HEY! I KNOW HOW TO USE WIDEOS! I CAN USE THE WIDEOS THE BEST!
Wideo.... wideo... [ Wait a second...]

What's a wideo...?

[inglorious]

And what are you talking about finny Krampus? I'm no human!

I'm a handsome country! The most handsome!

[forevveraglub]

[:|]

... Are you tryin' to take a crack at me? Is that what you're doin'? YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKIN' MEANT. [How dare you (Accidentally) mock his accent!]

And I don't know what the fuck a Krampus is, or a country for that matter. You look like a sandsuckin' human.