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[neverhero]

[Oh look, no eye bleeding red text shitty ironic raps this time. The network is instead greeted with a short recording of what appears to be a temple of sorts, statues of men kissing and holding hands, along with a scattering of sickly looking animals. That particular part ends, and the video is now focused on photographs of rusted cars, dead trees

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[kickscoffee]

It's still illogical.

[He'll not even get started on how it is obviously morally wrong from his religious point of view. But what he has read and heard on the network... it just seems illogical. It makes no sense.]

[neverhero]

Sometimes, you just stop following logic and go with the flow. It's the best hope your mind has when dealing with bullshit.

[kickscoffee]

...

[But there is no flow to begin with, since everyone is new...]

Or it would mean that they don't want to keep us here for very long.

[neverhero]

Yeah, somehow I doubt that's the case bro.

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[westerned]

[[Rufus is holding a little bird in his hands. It doesn't look very healthy at all.]]

Someone's gotta help these animals.

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[neverhero]

There's too many of them.

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[westerned]

Yer sure?

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[greentongued]

[Here comes Todd Tolansky with the most obvious question ever on a boys-only game.]

Hey, uh, if it's a survivor dating thing, then where's all the girls?

[He's not picked up on the animals thing yet. Or, even, really the significance of the statues. He's not exactly the brightest bulb in the box.]

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[neverhero]

That's the meaning of a sausage fest bro. All you can swallow buffet and all that shit.

[Audio forever, man]

[greentongued]

[It takes Todd a minute to figure out what Dave's after there-- hey, he's from a kids show, they don't get all that crass-- and then, once he does, he makes a face. At least Dave can't see it.]

Oh. Right. I guess that explains th'statues and stuff.

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[flightybastard]

After a display like that, one would question your motives in proposing cohabitation.

Still, after a short period of consideration I think I will be taking you up on that offer. This apartment was getting old rather quickly anyway.

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[neverhero]

Yeah, because obviously I just can't wait to get in your pants Lalonde. Like that had nothing to do with me gloating to the rest of these assholes that I was right about the situation, it was obviously all about you.

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[flightybastard]

Oh come now, Dave. As much as I respect you and your ironic mastery, I never quite thought our relationship had more to it than the customary ritual of sibling affection and rivalry - though now I suppose the problem of six-toed offspring is greatly reduced. I was only pointing out the possible misconceptions a person might have had after a frankly gratuitous exposure of artistic homosexuality.

Far be it for me to object if your intentions were particularly amorous in other respects - are you sure I won't be a third wheel in this little love shack of yours?

[qormee]

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