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Nov 10, 2011 21:33

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[TEXT] bentbowarcher November 11 2011, 06:23:35 UTC
D --> First of all, it's not hoofbeast porn, it's high Alternian art, as I have e%plained on multiple occassions
D --> Although it's unsurprising that someone of your e%ecrable b100d color cannot grasp the intricacies and beauty of such refined masterpieces
D --> Secondly, I would be happy to wash my hands of you myself, however, that is proving to be a far more difficolt ta% than I originally anticipated
D --> Thirdly, I'm shocked, but slightly impressed
D --> Ampora managing to retain some manner of dignity is a rare thing indeed
D --> Finally, I hardly need advanced knowledge of the timeline to be better than you
D --> It is simply a quality that I was born with

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[TEXT] bentbowarcher November 11 2011, 06:52:19 UTC
D --> I could crush your skull with one finger should I feel so inclined
D --> I really think you ought to consider your words around my far more carefoally, lest you find yourself drowning in a p001 of your own, loathesome red b100d
D --> And tr001y, do you think so little of my mental capabilities
D --> I only blamed him for the "Love Conne%ion" memo board, not the whole set of circumstances
D --> You might wish to brush up on your reading comprehension before flailing away at your keyboard with the shift key jammed so far down it's become permanently embedded
D --> Although I wouldn't put the hearts past him
D --> He's so 100d

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neverhero November 11 2011, 06:59:35 UTC
first things first
do you know what humans are
or are you with douchefins and karkat on the whole backtrack issue with the timeline

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bentbowarcher November 11 2011, 07:12:55 UTC
D --> Allow me to e100cidate in the simplest form possible
D --> Sup Dave

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neverhero November 11 2011, 07:15:17 UTC
oh hey cool
yeah karkats from like the beginning of your guys session and i think dickfins just entered the veil
so confusing shit all around

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bentbowarcher November 11 2011, 07:21:27 UTC
D --> Sigh
D --> This is absurd
D --> One moment I'm wandering around, 100king for the Highb100d
D --> Then the ne%t thing I know, I'm waking up on this plush, maroon colored sleep square in a room redder than your impudent te%t
D --> I feel like I'm encased in one of your lusus's smuppets
D --> And now, apparently, no one knows anything
D --> Could this possibly get any worse

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[Text] theyfollowme November 11 2011, 22:21:48 UTC
Why're you writing like that?

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[Text] bentbowarcher November 11 2011, 23:00:41 UTC
D --> Because it is my quirk
D --> It's how I present myself through te%t so that others might know who I am, and what I stand for

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[Text] theyfollowme November 11 2011, 23:02:32 UTC
I've never seen anybody write like that before.

[there's a pause as he thinks about something]

Who're you and what do you stand for?

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[Text] bentbowarcher November 11 2011, 23:28:01 UTC
D --> It's a part of my Alternian Heritage
D --> I am Equius Zahhak, and I stand ever ready with my bow D and arrow -->
D --> It is not a phallic symbol, don't listen to what anyone else might tell you
D --> They are nothing but 100d, slanderous miscreant who would besmirch my good name

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[Video] scorpionderp November 12 2011, 02:03:26 UTC
[Scorponok frowns at the screen]

Do you seriously need to type like that? What's wrong with just posting a video like everyone else?

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[Video] bentbowarcher November 12 2011, 02:13:00 UTC
[Oh. There is a viewport. Hold a second while he figures out how to turn it on, then]

[Hi, gray boy here, shades firmly in place and a blue cat hat on his head]

Because I only just arrived here and texting is normal for my race.

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[Video] scorpionderp November 12 2011, 22:31:59 UTC
[All of the frowning ever]

Primus fragit, am I really the only one changed?

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[Video] bentbowarcher November 12 2011, 22:54:37 UTC
[He arches one eyebrow, lifting one hand to boredly twirl his hair around his finger]

What do you mean, changed?

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[Text] flightybastard November 12 2011, 14:58:50 UTC
Oh look, another of you horned gray-faced individuals.
I don't think I ever communicated with a blue-blood, but I might wonder if you were ever familiar with me or my feminine counterpart.

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[Text] - private neverhero November 12 2011, 21:19:09 UTC
fyi
once im done talking to this guy
i think i might need some serious therapy time
im doing horrible things and i cant stop
it just keeps happening

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[Text] - private flightybastard November 13 2011, 00:37:00 UTC
Oh? Just what horseplay are you referring to?

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Re: [Text] - private neverhero November 13 2011, 01:19:36 UTC
ha fucking ha
he switched it to private and it got worse
so
so much worse
and I keep feeding it
like I started this shit and I gotta finish it
backing down would be admitting defeat
but jesus christ
i am so uncomfortable right now
just looking at this and trying to figure out the best ironic response without losing my cool
what the fuck is wrong with me

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