D --> First of all, it's not hoofbeast porn, it's high Alternian art, as I have e%plained on multiple occassions D --> Although it's unsurprising that someone of your e%ecrable b100d color cannot grasp the intricacies and beauty of such refined masterpieces D --> Secondly, I would be happy to wash my hands of you myself, however, that is proving to be a far more difficolt ta% than I originally anticipated D --> Thirdly, I'm shocked, but slightly impressed D --> Ampora managing to retain some manner of dignity is a rare thing indeed D --> Finally, I hardly need advanced knowledge of the timeline to be better than you D --> It is simply a quality that I was born with
D --> I could crush your skull with one finger should I feel so inclined D --> I really think you ought to consider your words around my far more carefoally, lest you find yourself drowning in a p001 of your own, loathesome red b100d D --> And tr001y, do you think so little of my mental capabilities D --> I only blamed him for the "Love Conne%ion" memo board, not the whole set of circumstances D --> You might wish to brush up on your reading comprehension before flailing away at your keyboard with the shift key jammed so far down it's become permanently embedded D --> Although I wouldn't put the hearts past him D --> He's so 100d
D --> Sigh D --> This is absurd D --> One moment I'm wandering around, 100king for the Highb100d D --> Then the ne%t thing I know, I'm waking up on this plush, maroon colored sleep square in a room redder than your impudent te%t D --> I feel like I'm encased in one of your lusus's smuppets D --> And now, apparently, no one knows anything D --> Could this possibly get any worse
D --> It's a part of my Alternian Heritage D --> I am Equius Zahhak, and I stand ever ready with my bow D and arrow --> D --> It is not a phallic symbol, don't listen to what anyone else might tell you D --> They are nothing but 100d, slanderous miscreant who would besmirch my good name
Oh look, another of you horned gray-faced individuals. I don't think I ever communicated with a blue-blood, but I might wonder if you were ever familiar with me or my feminine counterpart.
Re: [Text] - privateneverheroNovember 13 2011, 01:19:36 UTC
ha fucking ha he switched it to private and it got worse so so much worse and I keep feeding it like I started this shit and I gotta finish it backing down would be admitting defeat but jesus christ i am so uncomfortable right now just looking at this and trying to figure out the best ironic response without losing my cool what the fuck is wrong with me
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D --> Although it's unsurprising that someone of your e%ecrable b100d color cannot grasp the intricacies and beauty of such refined masterpieces
D --> Secondly, I would be happy to wash my hands of you myself, however, that is proving to be a far more difficolt ta% than I originally anticipated
D --> Thirdly, I'm shocked, but slightly impressed
D --> Ampora managing to retain some manner of dignity is a rare thing indeed
D --> Finally, I hardly need advanced knowledge of the timeline to be better than you
D --> It is simply a quality that I was born with
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D --> I really think you ought to consider your words around my far more carefoally, lest you find yourself drowning in a p001 of your own, loathesome red b100d
D --> And tr001y, do you think so little of my mental capabilities
D --> I only blamed him for the "Love Conne%ion" memo board, not the whole set of circumstances
D --> You might wish to brush up on your reading comprehension before flailing away at your keyboard with the shift key jammed so far down it's become permanently embedded
D --> Although I wouldn't put the hearts past him
D --> He's so 100d
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do you know what humans are
or are you with douchefins and karkat on the whole backtrack issue with the timeline
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D --> Sup Dave
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yeah karkats from like the beginning of your guys session and i think dickfins just entered the veil
so confusing shit all around
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D --> This is absurd
D --> One moment I'm wandering around, 100king for the Highb100d
D --> Then the ne%t thing I know, I'm waking up on this plush, maroon colored sleep square in a room redder than your impudent te%t
D --> I feel like I'm encased in one of your lusus's smuppets
D --> And now, apparently, no one knows anything
D --> Could this possibly get any worse
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D --> It's how I present myself through te%t so that others might know who I am, and what I stand for
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[there's a pause as he thinks about something]
Who're you and what do you stand for?
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D --> I am Equius Zahhak, and I stand ever ready with my bow D and arrow -->
D --> It is not a phallic symbol, don't listen to what anyone else might tell you
D --> They are nothing but 100d, slanderous miscreant who would besmirch my good name
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Do you seriously need to type like that? What's wrong with just posting a video like everyone else?
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[Hi, gray boy here, shades firmly in place and a blue cat hat on his head]
Because I only just arrived here and texting is normal for my race.
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Primus fragit, am I really the only one changed?
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What do you mean, changed?
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I don't think I ever communicated with a blue-blood, but I might wonder if you were ever familiar with me or my feminine counterpart.
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once im done talking to this guy
i think i might need some serious therapy time
im doing horrible things and i cant stop
it just keeps happening
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he switched it to private and it got worse
so
so much worse
and I keep feeding it
like I started this shit and I gotta finish it
backing down would be admitting defeat
but jesus christ
i am so uncomfortable right now
just looking at this and trying to figure out the best ironic response without losing my cool
what the fuck is wrong with me
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