[Some loud coughing and sputtering go here.]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. Since when can a piece of electronic equipment squirt water at someone?!

God, I'm soaked now. [You can hear him trying to shake his clothes out.]

...I hate water.

Sorry about up and disappearing, boys and girls. Been wandering around our lovely little boat here, and I've never really been one for the whole blogging thing. Waste of time, if you ask me, but I guess it's the quickest way to get in touch with people around here ( Read more... )

So uh… someone around here wanna explain why I’m suddenly not in a military vehicle? ‘Cause I was just sittin’ in one of their troop transports with a bunch of people I’d just killed hundreds of zombies alongside of. I’d kinda like to be sure that I didn’t die sitting there or some bullshit like that, because that’d be really fucking lame. ( Read more... )