"Lord forgive me... for i may piss people off..."
Thoughts for the intoxicated and enlightened.
People should *seriously* not be so serious.
Alcohol is bad... but i like it.
An oxymoron is not someone who snorts little white pills.
Karma is not a type of candy bar.
I like Ashlee Simpson... that's right, who has the gun?
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