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[lovethetentacle]

[HELLO THERE AGAIN, boys and girls of Mayfield. Your happy-go-lucky Home Ec teacher is back, but she's not smiling quite as cheerfully today, oh no. Instead she's glaring at all of you silently for a full minute straight before speaking in a very low, very angry voice.]It appears that the consequences for ignoring this insipid class are more dire

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[k1_sauce]

Uh.

I'm a guy, so I don't think I technically need to take this, so I'm going to go transfer. Or something.

[lovethetentacle]

You will go nowhere.

[k1_sauce]

N-No, really! It was a mistake I was put in here in the first place!

[lovethetentacle]

Even so, we will allow no one to leave our class. So long as we must be trapped here, you will be too.

[angel_of_junk]

*Just sitting in the back, looking angrily.*

Why the hell are we having a class on this?

[lovethetentacle]

It was not our decision, but so long as we have no choice, we intend to teach you all the true meaning of life.

Which is that there is not one. Life is pointless.

[angel_of_junk]

But why taking stains off of carpets? Doesn't seem like something for a class room. Though I am a doll, so maybe this is what is normally taught...

[lovethetentacle]

The title of this class is "Home Economics". Evidently it is a class about how to care for one's home.

How utterly inane.

[silvestris_mage]

...what's club soda? [Sits in the middle of the room, probably looking utterly confused as to why this is a real class. As she probably has for the past month.]

[lovethetentacle]

We have absolutely no idea. It is in the textbook.

[silvestris_mage]

Well, I suppose I should be glad that I'm not the only one who doesn't understand this.

Why do we have to learn from the textbook if we can't make sense of it?

[lovethetentacle]

Because we do not wish to be brainwashed. We do not understand how this is difficult.

[spacepeach]

Oh... oh my.

[lovethetentacle]

Do not talk during the lecture, or you will be destroyed.

[spacepeach]

Ah! Y-you can't...!

A teacher shouldn't talk that way!

[lovethetentacle]

We can talk however we wish. You have no say in the matter.

[ex_giita]

[still stuck on the second sentence]

Acq... Acqui...

[lovethetentacle]

Stop talking, fool.

[ex_giita]

Uuuu...

[lovethetentacle]

Stop making strange noises.