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1. To Bang Caitlin cause she's hot.
2. To go to an all male army base.
3. Live in another country for 20 years and then come back to Canada and finally know what a Canadian accent sounds like.
4. Dye my hair turquoise.
5. Travel to Greece and Egypt.
6. To hotbox a tent.
7. To fly.
8. To bang Jim Morrison and/or Marilyn Manson and/or Mitch Hedberg (just because he's dead and I can't bang him).
9. To eat my own head.
10. To make a burp that can be registered on the Richter scale.
11. To burn down a school (with no one in it).
12. To successfully clone myself.
13. Caitlin's dream I've stolen: To live in a world of candy where nobody ever gets fat or unhealthy with pillows made of marshmallows and chocolate rivers.
14. To be a witch and cast spells on people.
15. To be queen of the world.
16. To have the will of the warrior and not just the will of the housewife.
17. To meet a real-live fairy and dinosaur.
18. To eat an ENTIRE cow.
19. To live on the moon.
20. To have a room covered in soft pillows (not just insane asylum padding).
21. To bang myself... nah... that's just wrong.
22. To find a pair of jeans that fit me perfectly.
23. To make all bodily fluids pink and taste like cream soda. --> Now that's just plain RIDICULOUS.