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[lovingdream]

 [ screened so hard from Flynn ]

H-hey, everyone!

So um. I kinda need some help, but I'm not really sure who to go to, and... yeah! I was hoping one of you might be able to help me..?

I need some, uh. Kissing advice.

I mean, what even is a kiss? How do you start it? How do you... tell someone you want to kiss them? And then... how do you kiss them? I

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[heroistics]

[... Quick, where are those magazines he always refers to-]

W-Well, um... That's a really tricky question! I'm not sure if you're supposed to tell them, because then it might ruin the moment, but... well...

[lovingdream]

"The moment"..? [ HEAD TILT WE ARE DERP. ]

I don't think I understand...

[heroistics]

That's-you need to build up the right atmosphere! I think...?

[Because idk he never really does. Though maybe that's why he always fails-]

[lovingdream]

Oh! That makes sense!

[ Nodding profusely! ]

Do you know how I make the atmosphere... um, "right"?

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[tangledlocks]

I think it should be sweet and romantic. I mean, it's really nice if you do it by surprise.

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[lovingdream]

[ She grins, awwww. ]

How do I make it... er, sweet and romantic, though? Should I ask him out..?

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[tangledlocks]

Make sure you two are alone of course! Asking him out would be a good idea, yes!

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[lovingdream]

Alone, got it! Once I get more information, I'll definitely ask him out!

[ninthserenade]

Well... It's sorta complicated and I think it sorta depends from person to person.

[lovingdream]

There aren't any rules..?

[ninthserenade]

Not really. Just don't go smoochin' people who don't wanna be smooched I guess. I had someone I hate kiss me by force and it still sorta bugs me. Plus there's different kinds of kissing.

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[lovingdream]

How do you know when a person wants to be smooched?

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[raincoats]

Well, hands-on experience really is the best way to learn.

Oh, and what kind of books did you try looking in? You might be looking in the wrong books there...

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[lovingdream]

B-but what if I mess up...

[ She scratches the back of her neck, lightly. ] Er, I was doing a bit of a blind run. There wasn't any "kissing" section so I wasn't sure where to look.

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[raincoats]

Hey, people make mistakes sometimes -- but don't worry! Kissing isn't something you can mess up too badly on. Unless you're like...a pair of those losers in school who tried kissing with braces on pffthaha!

[What they deserve for not studying as hard as he did!]

Well, uh... Most bookstores have a "certain" section for that kind of stuff if you didn't check there.

Otherwise you can get other stuff from like the internet and specialty stores. ... [A pause.] You are 18, right?

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[lovingdream]

[ what are braces.

And... head tilt. Were there places only 18-year-olds could get into..? ]

Yep, I've just turned 18! [ a pause. ] Where do I find the books..?

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[obsequience]

[ Hubert has nothing to say for the time being. He looks disturbed. Just a little. It's visibly if one were to squint.

What is he even supposed to say? ]

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[lovingdream]

[ nope not squinting. ]

Hey Hubert! [ :D ] Have you ever kissed someone?

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[obsequience]

[ Good. Very good. ]

N-no! I wouldn't -- that sort of thing . . .

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[lovingdream]

[ derp. ]

What do you mean..?