I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new
doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a pro-
fessional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's
wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."

I said, "Well, I think my cock tastes funny..."

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i just realized that i have posted a lot of public entries lately. i didn't want to hide behind a shell anymore and i'm not sure if i will continue this or not. The one thing that i want to make perfectly clear is that there is no intention whatsoever in hurting anyone. i just am updating what's going on in my little world and it feels good to be ( Read more... )

My brother, Dr. Gary Motykie, will be featured on True Life tonight on MTV. It's going to be featuring 2 women who hate their plastic surgery. It's called, "I Hate My Plastic Surgery." Gary is going to help them. I have not seen it as of yet. He called to tell us about it yesterday on Mother's Day at my Mom's house. If you have a chance and watch ( Read more... )

Tonight at the midnight showing the remake of "Nightmare on Elm Street" is going to be released. This is the movie that my daughter, Emily, and her boyfriend were extras ( Read more... )

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul. And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning, and company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises. And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open; with the grace of a ( Read more... )

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,educated and happy ( Read more... )

Happy Easter Everyone!!! He is Risen Indeed? well....what I mean to say that my "fasting" is officially over today! Ed will definitely be rising to meet the occasion. The last few days I really thought I wouldn't be able to make it; however, I found a new strength as the end approached and I knew I'd be able to complete this feat. I've never ( Read more... )

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the ( Read more... )

This pic was taken in the late fall last year. We went to see if the pot of gold was at the end. Alas, it was not. Hopefully, we'll find it this year.


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