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Oh kind, honest people of the lowerclass...

Hello. I'm a poor kid in need of a little help. You see, I was recently mugged in a very bad accident down here and I was horribly injured. I am unable to go off in search of:

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[Private to Mitani:]

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Yeah. That's the kind of effect a big fuckin' hole in the roof does to the indoor climate. It's one hell of an a/c with less hassle. Maybe if you weren't such a skinny runt you wouldn't be so damn cold.

Do I look like a fuckin' grocery store, kid?

Get bent. No sense in an idiot box here. We don't even recieve UHF waves.

Why don't I run out to the fuckin' Ritz and put those things on my charge card for ya? Shut the fuck up or I'll sell you and hit up a casino.

I should have just taken the extra 5 minutes and killed you.

I'm a handyman, not your fuckin' bellboy. Shut up or I'll kick you off my bed and you can sleep on thumbtacks instead.

Women are a pain in my side.

There's no food to cook anyway, smartass.

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Some handyman... pft.

[Private to Mitani:]

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Have fun sleeping outside, you little assbite.

::doorslam::

Re: [Private to Kaga.. damnit i need ICONS! XD]

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D: !!

I'll piss on your goddamn bike!!!

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I haven't seen it, but if I do I'll be sure to return it! I hope you feel better soon.

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Thanks.