003 - (Since they don't taste like they used too...)

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Attn: Lower class cat lovers~Kitten! More adorable and extraordinary than ever seen! Perfectly house trained, obedient, and friendly, this kitten is perfect for first time pet owners, owners with children, or retarded people. On command she can meow the heart of the most macho and ruthless assholes you know into a puddle, or mesmerize and distract

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THAT THING JUST ATE MY FUCKING DINNER. >/

YOU'VE SUCESSFULLY ACCOMPLISHED BECOMING AN EVEN BIGGER PAIN IN MY ASS - AND THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

You and your damn little cat friends better go find some place else to loiter and steal food. You OWE me money kid, I suggest you find a more lucrative venture before I just sell you into slavery and make a fucking PROFIT.

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you HAD DINNER?!

when were you going to tell ME about this?!