Santa Baby, Just slip a sable under the rtee, For me.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped dj_blackrock hide a body (-173 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In August I gave camnelius a kidney (1000 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November lyrasilverblade and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1183 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Lowellius
Man, I guess I'm a nice guy after all...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I punched zaphy in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I gave lyrasilverblade a kidney (1000 points). In September I helped gelgameth across the street (6 points). In February I put money in lbd_nytetrayn's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (970 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
Lowellius
Man, this is disappointing...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I put money in lbd_nytetrayn's expired parking meter (14 points). In September I bought porn for kikyokujo (-10 points). In July I set dj_blackrock's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I helped nova_eclipse see the light (8 points). Last month I helped decemberism across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-48 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Lowellius
MUCH better! PWN3D!