just what exactly does the slash dragon do in that cave of his when he is not pimping arthur out to a visiting and distressed merlin? despite being enslaved to a giant cavern underneath the castle grounds which may or may not defy the laws of physics, he leads quite a fruitful life.
and a bonus: because i've been watching the green wing nonstop since finals, and because the dragon would be considered a #1 owl waxer.