attention... what the hell are you eating?

Oct 20, 2005 13:11

Girls of D2, what the hell are you eating that makes you shit pine needles? Why are there always pine needles in the toilet bowls? Do you all go gnaw on trees when I'm not looking? I'm pretty sure there are better ways to get fiber ( Read more... )

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lowest_lane September 21 2005, 09:11:52 UTC
i'd rather the forest than the room next door...

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mylittleneedle9 September 21 2005, 08:39:26 UTC
It's probably Emma...

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lowest_lane September 21 2005, 09:11:39 UTC
now now, emma's a rug muncher not a pine muncher.

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emmarie_9 September 21 2005, 11:25:26 UTC
fuck you BOTH! i'm getting no action, male or female!!

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mylittleneedle9 September 21 2005, 12:05:52 UTC
Ah ha ha ha, no but I bet pine cones would be the only thing that doesn't make her shit her pants...it leaves enough time to make it to the crapper and leave a nice trail of needles.

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mylittleneedle9 September 21 2005, 12:06:39 UTC
Or it's some weird new vegetarian diet...or took "pine nuts" too literally.

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lowest_lane September 21 2005, 18:46:37 UTC
she's been eating meat again... willingly! like yesterday we had pizza and i looked at her's and i was like "whoa there emma you know that has a bunch of meat on it?" (it was a big ole' meat fiesta) and she was all spacey emma "oh, i didn't notice.... whatever" CHOMP!

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