pictures i forgot i had and some new ones mtv cribs style.
so i went to georgia right after christmas and here are some pictures i forgot i had...
captain crabs there likes it when you cup his balls...
who doesn't love a tall guy tea bagging captin crabs?
(that's alice, and her friend jesse, he's nice. he liked to talk about taints and gnomes and stuff.)
this is my infamous uncle jack flamboyantly showing off his now infamous "porn pudding." he got the recipe off of one of his gay porn sites from some guy named "dinky dye" my grandmother thought we were calling it corn pudding which is probably a good thing because knowing the truth might have given her multiple heart attacks.
that's my grandma wearing my sunglasses. she's 92 and miss january of the salemtowne retirement community calender.
this is my fridge, it's filled with avocadoes and whole wheat english muffins... not crystale.
my bookshelf.
and for those of you who don't have facebook and haven't seen these little gems that emma took yet...
jenn wanted to be all cool and take pictures of us drinking, but everyone knows only cool kids can lap beer out of a bottle and look so sexy at the same time...
then our faces got hit by trucks or something scary.
i'm your mom, and it's past your bedtime.
that dance party was only missing one thing...alice.
(not pictured: the tim foss lap dancing hour... oddtimes.)
i think that's a good ender right there... what more do you need to know about that?