From your emperor!tsirealNovember 12 2004, 18:25:30 UTC
*evil laugh + force lightning* So long Alderaan *Boom* Hahaha! Now as emperor I will institute many changes: 1) Instead of using the millitary to stop rebellion, I will make rebellion illegal and let the lawyers sort it out. Since I will also make it a crime to be a defense atourny versus the empire, this will make things easier. :)
2) Darth Vader's uniform will now be a much happier scyblue. This colour promotes calm and happiness, and should help our image as supream overloards.
3) Like Texas, all criminals shall be required to advise thier victims at least 24 hours in advance of the nature of any crime that will be comited.
4) Storm troopers will be required to be able to use thier weapons. And there armour will now actually protect them from stuff. :P
hmm... Oh and all prisoners of the empirium will be forced to listen to the new intergalactic sitcom I'll be giving to Jar Jar Binks at least twice daily... They'll ask for death... :)
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So long Alderaan *Boom*
Hahaha!
Now as emperor I will institute many changes:
1) Instead of using the millitary to stop rebellion, I will make rebellion illegal and let the lawyers sort it out. Since I will also make it a crime to be a defense atourny versus the empire, this will make things easier. :)
2) Darth Vader's uniform will now be a much happier scyblue. This colour promotes calm and happiness, and should help our image as supream overloards.
3) Like Texas, all criminals shall be required to advise thier victims at least 24 hours in advance of the nature of any crime that will be comited.
4) Storm troopers will be required to be able to use thier weapons. And there armour will now actually protect them from stuff. :P
hmm... Oh and all prisoners of the empirium will be forced to listen to the new intergalactic sitcom I'll be giving to Jar Jar Binks at least twice daily... They'll ask for death... :)
*evil laugh*
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