Well I'm Doing It Because I'm Bored
I'm making onion soup for dinner and that requires hours of just letting the onions bake in the oven. And I'm too lazy to start wrapping presents, never mind the laundry. So here's my take on Turnip's meme:
1) How old do you wish you were?
If we could just stop the the clock right now, that would be fine
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At home in Minnesota, watching it happen on TV
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Swear at it, usually.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Yes, although I can be kind of catty.
5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Somewhere no one could see it, including me.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Latin.
7) Do you know your neighbors?
Some of them.
8) What do you consider a vacation?
Going somewhere I don't have to scoop a litterbox.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
No.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
I already have three times, so yeah, I suppose.
11) Are you touchy feely?
No. Not a bit.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
At first.
13) Dream job?
Professional musician.
14) Favorite channel(s)?
Travel Channel.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Somewhere to listen to live music.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers.
17) Do you paint your nails?
No. I have to keep my nails short to play harp anyway.
18) Do you trust people easily?
No, I probably trust far too seldom.
19) What are your phobias?
Heights
20) Do you want kids?
The two I have now are plenty, thanks.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
No.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Here is fine, but I wish John were home too.
23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
My dog.
24) Heavy or light sleeper?
Light. I wake up four or five times a night usually.
25) Are you paranoid?
If I were, I wouldn't know, would I?
26) Are you impatient?
I can be practically saintly, but once you've crossed my line, you will be really sorry.
27) Who can you relate to?
Small children and cats.
28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
I would love to live to the time when a question like that is too stupid for even an internet meme.
29) Have you been burned by love?
Yes.
30) What's your favorite pick up line?
Eighth note into a jig.
Oh, that's not the kind of pickup you meant, is it.
31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
Everyone but my husband gets cathedral bells.
32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Either sleeping or trying to persuade a cat to get off my boobs. I didn't check the clock.
33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
It was AT&T thanking me for paying my bill.
34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
It seems to belong to eight cats and a dog.
35) What color shirt are you wearing?
Burgundy
36) Most recent movie you watched?
George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol
37) Name three things you have on you at all times:
Cell phone, harp necklace, wedding ring.
38.) What color are your bed sheets?
Light green.
39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
$2,00
40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Drumstick.
41) What's your favorite town/city?
Edinburgh, Scotland
42) I can't wait till...
Christmas Eve
43) What's your favorite color?
Dark green.
44) What did you have for dinner last night?
Margherita pizza
45) How tall are you barefoot?
5 foot 4.
46) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No.
47) Do you own a gun?
Not now; I have in the past.
48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee. Black. Strong.
49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My alluring sense of humor.
You didn't say it had to be an effective weapon.
50) Do you have A.D.D.?
No. Maybe the opposite -- I concentrate so hard on one thing I kind of go into a coma.
51) What time did you wake up today?
5:30, which was a bummer 'cause the alarm was set for 6:15.
52) Current worry?
That John's birthday present won't get her in time. Yes, I lead a criminally stress-free life.
53) Current hate?
My house's plumbing.
54) Favorite place to be?
Bed.
55) Where would you like to travel?
Ireland, England, Germany, Italy
56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Here. I hope we have new bedroom furniture by then.
57) Last thing you ate?
Pretzel.
58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
God help me, I sing opera in the shower. For an alto, I do a respectable Nessun Dorma.
59) Last thing that made you laugh?
Henri the existential cat.
60) Worst injury you've ever had?
Fell down ice skating, broke my right arm in two places.
61) Does someone have a crush on you?
Other than my husband, you mean. Um, yeah, I think maybe someone does.
62) What's your favorite candy?
York Peppermint Patties.
63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
Full Latin Mass sung by the Suspicious Cheese Lords. Then six chanteymen carry my coffin out while singing "General Taylor."
1) How old do you wish you were?
If we could just stop the the clock right now, that would be fine
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At home in Minnesota, watching it happen on TV
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Swear at it, usually.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Yes, although I can be kind of catty.
5) If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Somewhere no one could see it, including me.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Latin.
7) Do you know your neighbors?
Some of them.
8) What do you consider a vacation?
Going somewhere I don't have to scoop a litterbox.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
No.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
I already have three times, so yeah, I suppose.
11) Are you touchy feely?
No. Not a bit.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
At first.
13) Dream job?
Professional musician.
14) Favorite channel(s)?
Travel Channel.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Somewhere to listen to live music.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers.
17) Do you paint your nails?
No. I have to keep my nails short to play harp anyway.
18) Do you trust people easily?
No, I probably trust far too seldom.
19) What are your phobias?
Heights
20) Do you want kids?
The two I have now are plenty, thanks.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
No.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Here is fine, but I wish John were home too.
23) Who makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
My dog.
24) Heavy or light sleeper?
Light. I wake up four or five times a night usually.
25) Are you paranoid?
If I were, I wouldn't know, would I?
26) Are you impatient?
I can be practically saintly, but once you've crossed my line, you will be really sorry.
27) Who can you relate to?
Small children and cats.
28) How do you feel about interracial couples?
I would love to live to the time when a question like that is too stupid for even an internet meme.
29) Have you been burned by love?
Yes.
30) What's your favorite pick up line?
Eighth note into a jig.
Oh, that's not the kind of pickup you meant, is it.
31) What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
Everyone but my husband gets cathedral bells.
32) What were you doing at midnight last night?
Either sleeping or trying to persuade a cat to get off my boobs. I didn't check the clock.
33) What did the last text on your cellphone say?
It was AT&T thanking me for paying my bill.
34) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
It seems to belong to eight cats and a dog.
35) What color shirt are you wearing?
Burgundy
36) Most recent movie you watched?
George C. Scott version of A Christmas Carol
37) Name three things you have on you at all times:
Cell phone, harp necklace, wedding ring.
38.) What color are your bed sheets?
Light green.
39) How much cash do you have on you right now?
$2,00
40) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Drumstick.
41) What's your favorite town/city?
Edinburgh, Scotland
42) I can't wait till...
Christmas Eve
43) What's your favorite color?
Dark green.
44) What did you have for dinner last night?
Margherita pizza
45) How tall are you barefoot?
5 foot 4.
46) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No.
47) Do you own a gun?
Not now; I have in the past.
48) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee. Black. Strong.
49) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My alluring sense of humor.
You didn't say it had to be an effective weapon.
50) Do you have A.D.D.?
No. Maybe the opposite -- I concentrate so hard on one thing I kind of go into a coma.
51) What time did you wake up today?
5:30, which was a bummer 'cause the alarm was set for 6:15.
52) Current worry?
That John's birthday present won't get her in time. Yes, I lead a criminally stress-free life.
53) Current hate?
My house's plumbing.
54) Favorite place to be?
Bed.
55) Where would you like to travel?
Ireland, England, Germany, Italy
56) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Here. I hope we have new bedroom furniture by then.
57) Last thing you ate?
Pretzel.
58) What songs do you sing in the shower?
God help me, I sing opera in the shower. For an alto, I do a respectable Nessun Dorma.
59) Last thing that made you laugh?
Henri the existential cat.
60) Worst injury you've ever had?
Fell down ice skating, broke my right arm in two places.
61) Does someone have a crush on you?
Other than my husband, you mean. Um, yeah, I think maybe someone does.
62) What's your favorite candy?
York Peppermint Patties.
63) What song do you want played at your funeral?
Full Latin Mass sung by the Suspicious Cheese Lords. Then six chanteymen carry my coffin out while singing "General Taylor."