Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! That's 25 years with Dubyah, kill me now *writhes and twitches uncontrollably*. God, thou art so unfair! Is this punnishment for my communist ways? Should I got out and exploit people, and then complain about the high taxes as I watch the news on my high definition ( Read more... )

Right. I haven't updated since. . . Tuesday ( Read more... )

Hope this comes out. . .it's odd. . .
Heh, Christina is the drunk. . .I'm not going to say any more.
- Perry.

Right. I am now going to update you all on a life which I don't have ( Read more... )

Greetings. Do you realise that this is the third time I'm typing this? No, you don't, but that's okay. We (the royal we)'re at Duffy's, and so far this afternoon Duffy and us have done the following ( Read more... )

As you may have read in Erica's journal, I'm a saint (and so is she. . .and so is Oscar Wilde for that matter. We took a leaf out of his book yesterday, on the telephone, and cannonized ourselves. Wilde is St. Oscar Wilde, Poet and Martyr. Erica is St. Erica, Patron Saint of Sarcasm, while I am St. Em, Connoiseur of Chocolates, and Part Time ( Read more... )

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM- (hold on, I can't remember, give us a second. . .) THE INSANE TECHNO-BRUTE AVERY!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BOW TO THE 6 YEAR OLD TECHNO-BRUTE!!!!!
Er.
Peace and Long Life.
- Bunbury

Not going to NB. Nicola's suffering from infestation. Again ( Read more... )

Wow. . . that last one. . . WORKED. I'M NOT A TOTAL NITWIT!!! I MANAGED TO NOT BOTCH THE DELICATE OPPERATION OF COPY/PASTE-ING!!! This is a good day for Em-s everywhere. Here's the other survey:

Peace and Long Life.
-Yrs,
Bunbury.
P.S. Thanks Callie :) (I'm presuming it was you).

I hope this comes out. . . If it's just ugliness, please. . . ignore it.
Peace and Long Life.
- Yrs,
Bunbury.