Torchwood christmas fic 2 (Sheepy's Christmas fic) - Jack/Ianto
Jack had fallen out of his chair and onto the floor twenty minutes ago. Ianto had only just found him.
"God,you're pathetic, sometimes." Jack blinked up at the face hovering over him a few times, trying to get it into focus. Ianto! Yay!
"Only a bit."
"And drunk." He nodded.
"More than a bit."
"And acting like a five year old." Why was Ianto having a go at him now? He hadn't done anything wrong! It was a Christmas party, they'd put a bottle of... something in front of him, two bottles in fact. Jack only did what any other person would have done. Only a tiny bit faster.
"I was a lovely five year old."
"I'm sure you were," Ianto said, grabbing Jack's arm and trying to get him out from under the table and onto his feet before he started on another one of his stories. "Up, now. And don't bang your head on the table." Oh, not that stable standing up. Better sit down. Ow!
"Now, that's not a chair is it, sir? That is, in fact, the floor."
"How comes you're so sober?"
"Because this party of yours has only been going forty minutes. So give me the bottle and I'll wake you up in time for the cake."