TO: JACK
FROM: IANTO
You have a lovely singing voice. And 'Build Me Up, Buttercup' is a lovely song. But it's scaring just about everyone now and if it carries on we cannot be held responsible for our actions.
TO: JACK
FROM: IANTO
What I meant, sir, was for you to stop singing. Not change the song. 'Because of You' is a song best sung by 17-year-olds in talent competitions and karaoke nights.
TO: IANTO
FROM: JACK
Not even a compliment about my wonderful voice that time.
TO: JACK
FROM: IANTO
I'm sorry. I'm very proud of you Jack. Now shut up, for the love of God, please!