OH AND HEY ALSO WHILE WE'RE AT IT:

[lowriseflare]

tell me about a story I haven't written, and I will give you between one and three sentences of that story.

It's summer, I have an iced coffee, cops are coming back to America. Book's out in two weeks.

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[tsnow77]

Still haven't read crash cause I can't get it cause I don't have a kindle or ebook reader grrrr.. So want to read this book. Is there any way I can?

[madly_meg]

So, I don't have a kindle or an e-reader either, but I was able to download a Kindle app for my computer. I assume there are both PC and Mac versions of this (I have a Mac, so I'm not entirely sure about the first). Hope that helps!

[petragem]

The one where Andy sees Nick out with a new lady and is conflicted or hey maybe the one where they're still together and he introduces her to all his friends.

[lowriseflare]

One nice thing about Sam not really having any friends was that Andy never had to put on a going-out top and meet them at a bar on a Saturday.

Not that she minds the going-out top, exactly? She looks great in the going-out top, to be honest, it makes her boobs look effing spectacular, but.

She's nervous.

[petragem]

SAM REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS HUH, also that she knows her boobs look super great but that she's NERVOUS, my gosh. <3 <3 <3

[lowriseflare]

They were friends first, which he guesses is part of what makes it possible later--not sooner, that's for sure, how he spends all spring hating the sight of her face a little. Walking on the other side of the hallway so he won't smell her lotion by mistake. It was casual, both of them kept saying that while it was happening. Nick is perpetually fucking surprised by how much it hurt.

(ALSO NEVER BEEN KISSED FIC IS MY EVEREST, OH MY GOD. One of these days. <3 )

[anonymous]

The one where Sam gives her a sex joke back or takes her up on an offer (because Andy's being so FORWARD and Sam is just taking it all in. That man needs to do something about her advances)

[lowriseflare]

It's not lost on him, obviously, the signals McNally's putting out there. He'd have to be deaf and blind, not to mention whatever it's called when you lose the ability to smell stuff: she's switched back, he notices on Tuesday, to the shampoo she used to use when they first met.

[sillygyrl8]

The one where Andy/Sam are making out in observation/interrogation & nick walks in on them.

[lowriseflare]

A thing about Sam Andy tried to forget but never totally did, really: he is a truly fantastic freaking kisser.