✪ Special Present! Happy White Day! ✪ [Accidental Audio]

[loyal_cube]

[Transmission starts with rustle of fabric followed by silence. After a moment, a female's voice can be heard very lightly...

making sounds of pleasure. This continues for a short while, sometimes a moan would be louder but then it'd die back down very quietly again until...]

Ah~!

S-Sorry! Did I hurt you?

Mmmmm...

O-okay... You're just so tight,

Comments

/DIES AND IS DED

[flynfruitpies]

... A-Ah, Cube...?

[Congratulations, Discedo. Gyatso is once more made to be embarrassed.]

OMG OF COURSE OLD MAN HAS TO HEAR IT FIRST. OMG WTF!?!

[loyal_cube]

[There is a bit of a time lapse before Cube realizes someone is calling his name from the communicator]

Eh? Gyatso-sama?

Is something the matter...?

... OH MY GOD DID I JUST CACKLE SO LOUDLY.

[flynfruitpies]

I-I... you two were...

Your communicator was on, Cube.

[He sounds very, very embarrassed still.]

FFFFFFffff *dying*

[loyal_cube]

[Looking back at post he just made w/o knowing]

...

W-W-W-Wait! I-It- It's not as it sounds Gyatso-sama!!!

[Almost gonna faint]

I-It's just... m-my present... m-m-miss..... R-Reisen.....

B-back massage....

[witchoftheweek]

I suggest you and Reisen make a post telling in no uncertain terms what you two were just doing.

[moonstruck_eyes]

I-it was just a massage!

[witchoftheweek]

Make sure to let the others know that then. I've seen this pattern before; everyone will assume...perversion.

[moonstruck_eyes]

I-I'm doing that...

[latteheart]

[THERE ARE NO WORDS.]

[loyal_cube]

[WHY THIS FREQUENCY?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYY!!?!]

[latteheart]

[BECAUSE DISCEDO HATES YOU, CUBE.]

A-a-a-ahh-

I-I wasn't listening or anything! I mean, I'm sorry!

U-um- c-congratulations? [/making it worse]

[loyal_cube]

[Congratulations?!]

I-It's J-Just a b-b-b-back M-massage!!

video

[born_of_wolves]

Well, then. I guess my lunch is finished. So much for that meal.

Re: video

[moonstruck_eyes]

...

It was just a massage...

Re: video

[born_of_wolves]

They usually charge about 20-35 even for those kinda' massages. I guess "happy ending" is included in the package deal.

[Voice]

[moonstruck_eyes]

W-what are you talking about?!

[cozmic_travel]

Well that's one way to give a gift~

[moonstruck_eyes]

M-master...!?

...

I-it was just a back massage!

[cozmic_travel]

Oh of course!

[moonstruck_eyes]

Y-yeah...