✪ Bored and Bruised ✪ [Text]

[loyal_cube]

Good evening, Discedo.

I would just like to apologize for the last transmission that was sent from my communication device. I understand it could be misinterpreted for something else but it was just a simple back massage being given to a friend.

I'm sorry if it disturbed anyone.

Comments

[born_of_wolves]

Whatever you say.

[loyal_cube]

Why is it so hard to believe? Haven't you ever given someone a back massage without it being inappropriate?

[born_of_wolves]

I haven't given a massage, period.

[loyal_cube]

...

Oh, that explains it, then....

[locked]

[prodigal_axe]

... The bat's just fine. Not flying yet.

[locked]

[loyal_cube]

I guess him and I can have therapy together when my wing gets better...

I take it Anemone-chan hasn't named him yet? Has he still been eating alright? I'm surprised he hasn't tried to attack anyone as of yet...

[locked]

[prodigal_axe]

... Uh, if you say so.

[He just imagined Cube and the bat trying to fly, and both falling flat on their asses.]

Not yet. ... I'm not gonna bother her about it. She'll think of something eventually.

[Shifty eyes.] He kinda tried the other day.

[locked]

[prodigal_axe]

... [Actually, wait a minute.]

What's wrong with your wing?

[flowwithdestiny]

It would be wrong of us to think otherwise~

[loyal_cube]

Yes but people got such an inappropriate image in their minds. I just wish to set the 'record' strait.

[witchoftheweek]

Thank you.

[loyal_cube]

Eh?

What did I do to be thanked for, Miss Knowledge?

[witchoftheweek]

Keeping confusion to a minimum.

[loyal_cube]

Oh, yes...

I have a feeling it isn't going to help much...

[latteheart]

[WAIT WHAT, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW]

Eh? Eh? What happened?? Are you okay?!

[loyal_cube]

I'll be alright, Alpha-chan. Miss Zoe fell from a high place, and I caught her but couldn't catch enough air to stop our fall. So, we landed on my wing but Miss Zoe is fine, thankfully. [He just dislocated his wing from the base of his back and is trying to not act like it's a big thing to not attract attention]

Could I ask a favor, Alpha-chan?

[latteheart]

You what?! [BRB OVERREACTING] Are you really okay? You're not hurt too badly, right? Nothing's broken, is it? You'll be fine soon, right?

Huh? Of course, anything! What is it?

[loyal_cube]

[lol, Oh you.]
I'm fine. Sensei re-set my wing back into it's socket. It hurts but It'll heal. I'll be able to fly again maybe... in a month?

Would it be too much trouble to bring me my knitting and crochet needless and yarn? Sensei has ordered me to stay in bed... [And it's horribly boring]
A-and... could you, perhaps bring me some of your coffee? If it's not too much trouble...