✪ Chip Removal Information ✪ [Form]

[loyal_cube]

I, Cube, hereby state that I am capable of performing the surgical procedure needed to remove the modifier/limiter microchip.

Before filling the removal form below, I ask my patients to please make sure they have filled out a medical records form provided each month. If you need assistance in filling this form out or getting to the hospital,

Comments

[trickiernthou]

Name: Loki
Frequency: trickiernthou
Have you filled out the hospital medical records? Uh, no. What medical records?
Current State of Health: Dandy~!
Emergency Contact Frequency: Uhh... Denmark? potatomouth. Or maybe Japan would be a safer bet. asideglance.
What abilities will be unlocked: Seriously? This could take a while...

[loyal_cube]

Dr. Cuddy has medical records she asks residents to fill out at the beginning of each month. You could wait until Feb to fill them. You don't have to but it's helpful.

I'll put down Japan, but I'll keep Denmark as back-up for some reason. [He doesn't particularly care for Denmark]

Yes, I'm very serious. I have quite a list, myself, but I still had to list all the magic I have. You can make a list, and if I have further questions, I'll ask.

Unless, you rather not have it removed at all.

[trickiernthou]

I doubt it'd be that helpful. I don't exactly have a medical record of which to speak.

I live with both of 'em so that's just fine.

How 'bout we just go with 'I can do anything' and call it a day?

[loyal_cube]

That's fine. It's more or less questions about when you got here and if you know your race/background/blood type and such. Again, optional.

Ah, well, as much as I'd like to say "Okay!" I really can't. There have been a lot of problems in the past about such things.

Doing "everything" would make you a god, wouldn't it? Can you at least summarize what sort of things you'd do if I took your chip out?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Name: TATSUMI MYSTERIOUS LAST NAME
Frequency: totallygaaay
Have you filled out the hospital medical records? I HAVE NO IDEA.
Current State of Health: AWESOME. WE BROKE A COUCH.
Date of arrival or date of recent revival: SOME TIME BEFORE CHRISTMAS, REVIVED JANUARY 28.
Emergency Contact Frequency: libertyfuckyeah
What abilities will be unlocked: WEREPIRE. HE CAN'T TRANSFORM THOUGH WHICH IS REALLY LAME BUT IF HE GETS HUNGRY AND IS ALL "I VANT TO SUCK YO BLOOD" I WILL TOTALLY BE AT THE STAND-BY WITH MY FUCKAWESOME BLOOD SUPPLY. NO REALLY IS LIKE WEREPIRE CRACK IT'S KINDA FUNNY.

[loyal_cube]

Does he not have a last name? [And why does that name ring a bell? Hmmm... he can't think of why at the moment.]

Y-You broke the couch on purpose? [WHY IS HE ASKING THIS?! OH GOD WHY?!]

Do you mean "vampire?"

I'm a bit confused with your explanation. He drinks just your blood when he is hungry and... can only drink your blood?

[BRB HEADACHE ]

[libertyfuckyeah]

I don't know it. He says it's a secret and I'm cool with that since my middle name is a secret too. Top secret!

Not on purpose! Just kinda happened! [ like. three times. ]

No he's a werepire! Vampires making werewolves making vampires! I don't really get it myself but he's not undead. I just know he wants it out so he can heal faster and not die so easily which is why I got mine out too!

He eats steaks too. [ AMERICA IS THE BEST AT EXPLAINING THINGS. ]

[loyal_cube]

I see. I don't have a last name, myself... though, it's suspicious he'd hide his name.

In a fight?

[THIS MAKES LITTLE SENSE]

He heals faster then normal? Is there anything else he can do like that? You said he can't change but... what else can he do? Anything?

I fail to see how that's relevant to his abilities.

[possessedteddy]

Name: Pamela Ibis
Frequency: possessedteddy
Have you filled out the hospital medical records? Oh, no, I don't think I have. Do ghosts need to fill it out, too?
Current State of Health: Oh my, I'm not sure how to answer this
Date of arrival or date of recent revival: January 2
Emergency Contact Frequency: remnantstrike
What abilities will be unlocked: I'm a ghost~ I can go through walls, and become invisible... those sorts of things~

[loyal_cube]

Actually, I don't think ghosts do need to fill it out, but look it over next time she announces it, just to make sure, okay?

I understand you're a spirit, but is there any offensive abilities you have as a ghost that are of note?

[possessedteddy]

Hmm? Alright, then~

No, no, I don't think I do~ I can possess things, but I really just prefer my teddy bear...

[loyal_cube]

Can you possess living people and things or just objects?

[symmetryguns]

Name: Death the Kid
Frequency: symmetryguns
Have you filled out the hospital medical records? Yes
Current State of Health: Healthy
Date of arrival or date of recent revival: Feb. 1
Emergency Contact Frequency: spectrophobic
What abilities will be unlocked: Increased strength, speed, and healing rate. Soul Perception. Soul Storage. Limited summoning abilities. Various other abilities, though none that would cause problems.

[loyal_cube]

May ask for you for a but more details on your Soul-related Abilities like the Soul perception and Soul Storage?

oh wait is this text PRETEND THAT THE FORM WAS CENTERED

[symmetryguns]

Soul Perception allows me to identify and locate the souls of individuals, as well as pick up on emotional states and personality traits. Soul Storage is an ability that allows me to collect the souls of the deceased and keep them safe until they can pass on.

MY IMAGINATION HAS RUN WIIIILD~ XD

[loyal_cube]

So, you can only collect souls of the deceased?

[asideglance]

[You can assume this is submitted after this plot event!]

Name: Japan
Frequency: asideglance
Have you filled out the hospital medical records? Yes
Current State of Health: Healthy
Date of arrival or date of recent revival: I returned on January 8th, I believe
Emergency Contact Frequency: postasskicking
What abilities will be unlocked: As a country, I will simply heal faster and be more physically capable.

[loyal_cube]

It's a pleasure to hear from you, Japan-san.

I'll be more than happy to take your chip out but what do you exactly mean by physically capable?

[asideglance]

Ah, thank you, Cube-san. Are you feeling better?

[he noticed some confusion but didn't really have the time to step in...]

By that I mean that my strength is a bit more than the average human. Something natural for living nearly three thousand years.

[loyal_cube]

Yes. I'm feeling well, thank you. I'm sorry for any confusion it may have caused.

So, nothing that could accidentally harm someone without you first taking initiative, correct? No magic or anything?

[THERE IS MAGIC IN THE JAPAN HE LIVED IN SO IT IS VALID TO ASK]