Complex (You Can Teach A Man To Fish)

[loyalty_ever]

How did your species even survive?

...Also, never laugh within the first few days of being strangled. Your tonsils will thank you. As will your vocal cords.

By the way, they are your vocal cords; vocal chords are what Beyonce` uses. Ms. Winehouse tries her best. Ms. Fitzgerald trumps them both without trying at all.

Vocal cords are your speaking

Comments

[headnursechapel]

I've picked up such interesting data on human anatomical vulnerability in such a short space of time.

Your newfound knowledge wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that my PADD has been missing ever since that night in the infirmary, would it?

[rn_chapel]

...That sounds ominous. At best.

[loyalty_ever]

Relax!

I mean, I already knew humans can speak with their windpipe closed, given the proper incentive.

I would never have guessed your spleens were there, it's really amazing.

[loyalty_ever]

--!!

Nnn. No. Not a bit of it. Really.

Pancreatitis? How does that help me? Confounded machine!

That's the strangest thing! I haven't seen it!

And, did you know--hypothetically, if your PADD were missing, which of course I knew nothing about until you told me, a-and I think that's just awful--did you realize that the connection to the network automatically locks down once it's a certain distance from the infirmary?

Yeah. Neither did I.

[headnursechapel]

Yes, I did know.

It's a security measure.

In case it ends up in the wrong hands.

It also contains a homing device. So, you know. If it doesn't turn up, I guess I'll just have to check the computer and find out exactly where it is.

[loyalty_ever]

Well, isn't that the strangest thing! You mean this is yours? What incredible luck.

...On my honor, I wasn't going to keep it. Not all in one piece.

Now you know they're not going to let me visit you unless something awful happens, so you'll just have to come see me some time.