Quick one.

[loyalty_b4_all]

"Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? Yea, it's a Hot Pocket stuffed inside a Hot Pocket, taste just like a Hot Pocket. I'm going to go stick my head in the microwave. HOTTT POCKETTT!!!"

"And now they have Vegetrian Hot Pockets, for those people who don't want to eat meat but still would like diarrhea. Diarrhea Pocket!"

- Jim Gaffigan

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Comments

[fatalinfection]

Jim Gaffigan is hilarious. Drew, Dan and I were watching him last night haha.

"They just introduced the breakfast Hot Pocket, FINALLY. 'GOOD MORNIIIIIING your about to call in sick.' HOTTTT POCKKEEET"

[loyalty_b4_all]

Lean Pocket. I don't even wanna know what's in that. They should make the instructions 'Remove from wrapper, place directly in toilet.' Hmm. FLUUUSHED POCKETTT."

What the fuck man, you could give me a call, I've been doing nothing, let me know when you fuckers are doing something, haha. I actually drove to A&P to pick up shit and just get the fuck outta my house.

Ya gotta let me know homie.

[hello_darkness6]

haha he is amazing.

[kaylast]

hahahha.
i've actually seen that lol.