*stiffles immature giggle at the cat sleeping on the lesbian's face. No bad jokes in that one, nope....* "Um...it must be tough sleeping with *smirk* all that pussy on your face *runs away giggling uncontrollably*" D'oh! And here I was trying NOT to make inappropriate jokes! (sorry, I can't help myself. There really is a 12 year old boy inside my head, and I can't control him. I did prevent him from any "pie" jokes, though...)
Okay, I'm not sure where I have my copy of LE, but I will look for it, I def. know I have "Leather" around. Let me know if you have Ave Q and I'll copy it. I'm a snot monster too. Lil and I must have a special connection through the sinuses. -Only Your Bondage Bitch
My last client was jewish and saw the Lilit tattoo on my arm and said he was going to start calling me Lily, quite creepy, I told him it was my grandmothers name in hopes that would turn him off calling me Lily.
Whoa, I just saw that. That IS creepy. Can't you just be like "My name is X, you can call me that?"
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"Um...it must be tough sleeping with *smirk* all that pussy on your face *runs away giggling uncontrollably*"
D'oh! And here I was trying NOT to make inappropriate jokes!
(sorry, I can't help myself. There really is a 12 year old boy inside my head, and I can't control him. I did prevent him from any "pie" jokes, though...)
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This is why you are fabulous, someone has to make with the innapropriate.
You plan to make jokes about me, what? sticking my dildo in the pie?
God I hate that movie.
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Let me know if you have Ave Q and I'll copy it.
I'm a snot monster too. Lil and I must have a special connection through the sinuses.
-Only Your Bondage Bitch
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Also, yaye for LE, I miss it.
Have you gotten many postcards from me? I sent a few...
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Funny, I had just started copying Ave Q when I got this comment.
Love love,
Your only bondage bitch *snap*
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Whoa, I just saw that. That IS creepy. Can't you just be like "My name is X, you can call me that?"
I can understand why you'd want to cover it up.
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