Dear Lauren, I fight you! You have a nice ghetto booty. You make me wonder what I'm going to do with all this junk, all this junk inside my trunk. You should battle the monkey. Someday I will eat grits again with you. You + me = easy breezy (Japanesy?). If I saw you now I'd sign "dirty seaturtle". I want to joust you. I would build a forest just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Ridin' Dirty". We could ride dirty under the stars. Love, Clay (P.S. too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.)
Dear Lauren, I 好き you. You have a nice chiba inu. You make me want to tell monkey jokes. You should make me a cake. =P Someday I will steal your dog, bwahahahaha. You + me = Purikura Goddesses. If I saw you now I'd call you an おバカさん. I want to take purikura with you. I would build a zoo filled with monkeys just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the sakura song....you know, "Sakura, sakura..." a la Yagi-style. We could eat okonomiyaki together under the stars. Love, Kitty-chan aka Kathy (P.S. I'm way cooler than you. But I still <3 you!)
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I fight you!
You have a nice ghetto booty.
You make me wonder what I'm going to do with all this junk, all this junk inside my trunk.
You should battle the monkey.
Someday I will eat grits again with you.
You + me = easy breezy (Japanesy?).
If I saw you now I'd sign "dirty seaturtle".
I want to joust you.
I would build a forest just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be "Ridin' Dirty".
We could ride dirty under the stars.
Love,
Clay
(P.S. too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.)
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I 好き you.
You have a nice chiba inu.
You make me want to tell monkey jokes.
You should make me a cake. =P
Someday I will steal your dog, bwahahahaha.
You + me = Purikura Goddesses.
If I saw you now I'd call you an おバカさん.
I want to take purikura with you.
I would build a zoo filled with monkeys just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be the sakura song....you know, "Sakura, sakura..." a la Yagi-style.
We could eat okonomiyaki together under the stars.
Love,
Kitty-chan aka Kathy
(P.S. I'm way cooler than you. But I still <3 you!)
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