Irritation is having your birthweek interrupted by impudence on the part of a government agency.
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For anyone that may have looked around their assorted venue and asked, "Hey, aren't we short a long-haired drunken sadist around here som'ers?", my apologies ( Read more... )

Your Secret Mission Adventure
Bram Blasko:
Drive to the awful gutters of Downtown and destroy orphans to win the heart of your one true love.

Secret Adventure Generator

Thirteen 8-your workdays in a row without a break, processing and replacing broken prison TV's...

..followed by Sinus Infection and the Spew Mucus Flu on your first available day off, knocking you out of commission for your whole weekend day, and two work days.

A winnar is me!

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"Thanks for the question, you little jerk. You're drafted."
-John McCain, US presidential candidate, responding in jest to a comment by a high school student that, at age 71, he may be too old to run for President.

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A wise man (probably me, though it could just as easily have been Hugh Heffner) once suggested that a person should periodically show up to work in their pyjammas, just to maintain the proper perspective on their job, and the world in general ( Read more... )

"Hatreds are the cinders of affection."
~Sir Walter Ralegh

Some time before Saturday night (I don't recall how much), Shadow and I had made some casual plans to have a zombie movie night this season at faire ( Read more... )