That's a good one. I also like the one from cudubh, whoever that is:
"Come closer, I need to get this off my chest before I die. Years ago,I was part of a team that robbed a jewelry store and we made off with 1.8 million in loose gems. I was in charge of hiding the take until after the heat died down. If I'm dying, the others are going to come looking for their take. Just give it to them, they might torture you to get the location. I was really clever, no one would ever think of looking for them there. I hid them in the.........AAAAACK!" Thud.
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"Come closer, I need to get this off my chest before I die. Years ago,I was part of a team that robbed a jewelry store and we made off with 1.8 million in loose gems. I was in charge of hiding the take until after the heat died down. If I'm dying, the others are going to come looking for their take. Just give it to them, they might torture you to get the location. I was really clever, no one would ever think of looking for them there. I hid them in the.........AAAAACK!" Thud.
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