Did you know?: lrdilpalazzo

lrdilpalazzo

Did you know?

Apr 06, 2007 18:59

As stolen from Uncyclodia.org

I claim no truth to these. I just wanted to share my bored with the world

...that Ive got leik a great idea for a comoic its called 'megaman and friends'
...that 'twas The Night After Christmas when all through the house, was an orgy of presents worth more than*... the house?

...that Stereotype Reassignment Surgery is a newly invented technique allowing national, ethnic and social groups who are fed up with their current stereotypes to trade them with another group?

...that some species of turtle are remarkably resistant to centrifugal force, and can reach upwards of 5000 rpm before their wee little flippers fall off?
...that bloodbath is one of the most frequently attended spectator sports; Major League Bloodbath matches are enjoyed by millions of people everyday on the radio and TV?

... that I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle?

...that food is probably the most addictive substance known to man?

...that withdrawal symptoms include nausea, hallucinations and possibly death?

...that the reason the government does not ban it is because of the tax money it gets from the food industry?

...that *SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!*?

That Alexander Hamilton was killed in a duel by Aaron Burr over women's corset length, going down in history as a "pervert for liberty?"
That there's poopy in mah bung-bung mcdiaper-skinsandwich-buns??
That Gurdit Singh is a faggot
That I Am Fucking Bored?
Santa OD'd on anti-depressants when the workshop was slow.
that Harpo Marx was actually mute due to oversized vocal cords.
that Gregory was the forgotten Disciple.
...That I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting?
...That it really isn't hard to figure out 11 is the smallest number to have 3 syllables and there are many other random things on this site and you didn't actually have to add to the page saying that you're "certified stupid" for counting the syllables in 1-11?
...That YOU are person of the year?
...that there are 10 kinds of people in this World...Those that understand binary, and those that don't?
...that infortion is a real word?
...that God is confused over his sexuality?
- ...and he only created homosexuals so he could see if he was, in fact, one of them?
...that in the United States, no-one may criticize freedom of speech?
...O.J. didn't do it?

...that he actully did do it?

... that ^ sleeps with his mom, and OJ didnt do it!!!

...Left feet arent allowed on planes
...That Fall Out Boy FUCKING SUCKS!?!?!?!?

...that ^ would know personally?

...that fat people can naturally play bass?
...God only put midgets on this planet for our amusement?
...that penguins are dirty evil creatures?

...that penguins taste like chicken?

...that God only created penguins so we could kill them to make suits?

...grumpy screwed a penguin?

...that penguins are the cause for over 98% of all house hold accidents?

...that penguins cause all the wars in the world?

...that emo kids gone down the road not across the street?
...That if you sit down standing up is just that much closer, so why bother?
...That Quantum Replay Man knows where you were last summer?
...That if your parents don't have children, you probably won't either?
...That Canteen ladies warm "hot food" under their armpits?
...That I am your father?

...that i am your real father?

...that i am your father and your father's father?

...that i am your father who gave the sperm donation so you could be raised in a test-tube?

...that i am your father who gave birth to you?

...that i am your fathers father who gave birth to his father?

...that i am the real father and you are all my clones?

...that I am your mom?

...That the highway to hell was really ment to be called the freeway to heaven?
...That fat people explode if you stare at them
...That when Mr. Smith went to Washington, he actually went to Maryland?
...the dinosaurs died because you touch yourself at night?
...I cry when angels deserve to die?
...I'm God...and I'm bipolar.
...That Wikipedia did not have an article pertaining the topic Kanab Ambersnail [1] until Uncyclopedia announced that it was our 150,000,000th article on November 25, 2006?
...That my mustache brings all the boys to the yard.
...That there is US and them.
...That there is such a word as torturous?
...That only very, very stupid people and americans could possibly not know that already?
...That JPEG stands for Japanese Porn Erotic Graphic
...If God loves you so much why does he make you sit through torturous church?
...That there are 25 classifications of Hobos? And that Psychedelic is one of them?
...God created Finland as a test of his masculinity?
...That subjectivity can actually be seen under a 25mm microscope on Wednesdays.
...That Deforestation is mainly caused by Vampires?
...that Barney the dinosaur was actually created by soviet russia during the cold war to destroy the capitilist scum
...that Bin Laden actually had a relationship with Stalin?
...that someone just didn't read you shouldn't misuse copyrights?
...that the Internet hobgoblin is first cousin to the troll?
...that devouring your neighbor's infant child is frowned upon in society?
...that 2006 is the year of the Bonsai Kitten?
...I like beans on five-avocado guacamole?
...that the landing on the moon was actually filmed in a film studio on Mars?
...that your lack of effort makes baby Jesus cry?
...that I am me. And you are you. And you are I. And I am too. But, somebody obscures my view of you. Really, who? Gérard Depardieu.
...that Lugiatm frequently fills Uncyclopedia with subliminAL messaGOREs?
...that Germans are bad?
...that no few animals children were harmed killed in the making of this Wiki hat?
...that writing "lol" after your comment doesn't automatically make it funny? lol! rofl!!! lmfao! omg lol!!!111
...that in the past, the weapons of mass destruction were catapults, that weapons of mass destruction now are Atom Bombs, and that weapons of mass destruction of the future are actually midgets with sporks?
...that I have 5 testicles?
...that Jesus can walk on water?
...that your love is my love?
- ...that no one loves you not?
  - ...that Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you're a dick?
...that grammar nazi's waist they're warlus alot?
...that Tina Fey once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris?
...that Ric Flair is the ruler of Africa?
...that I give a shit only after taking laxatives?

...that chocolate-flavoured Ex-Lax works spendidly?

...that maths teachers are plotting world domination by making you feel like complete idiots?
...that Spiderman has a small penis
...that if you cut a piece of cake in half, it has half the calories so you can have double as much?
...that Pheasant Pluckers arent pleasant phuckers
...that rape is extrovert masturbation?
...that Loke is the god or angel of Change Management depending on your view?
...that Nick Lewis is a Nazi at heart?
...that a bird in hand is better than crabs in bush?
...that Vin Diesel recently became his own country?
...that Vin Diesel also defeated Darth vader single handedly without a lightsaber?
...that you are some son of a female dog?

...that whoever wrote the "son of a femmale dog" comment daren't write the "b" word?

...that neither do you, b****!!

...that the guy above me is too much of a pussy to write Bitch

...that the guy above me is really tough for saying that?

...I.C. York-Hunt looks just like Mike Hunt?
...I.C. York-Hunt and raise you one Hugh G. Rection?
...Mr. Wizard is a liar?
...you are just wasting your life with the person you are with. They are dragging you down.
...that in Soviet Russia, the fool pities YOU!!
...that con is the opposite of pro? And so.. congress the opposite of progress? Or did we just blow your fucking mind?
...that Uranus has its own gravitational pull?
...that Dorset is actually in Weymouth and not vice versa?
...that the Highway to Hell is on the Roadmap for Peace?
...that when you clap your hands, you are giving yourself a hi five?
...that there's an I in win and U in suck?
...that oldthinkers unbellyfeel Unped?
...that Encydram and Wikped are doubleplusungood crimethinks?
...that Sophia is watching you?
...that in July 1966, David St. Hubbins caused a backlash against Spinal Tap, when he claimed during an interview that The Church of the Subgenius was dying, quipping that Spinal Tap was "more popular than JR "Bob" Dobbs?"
...I fill me balls upup.
...Greenpeace is a very warlike group of terrorist polluters?
...we tried to do some - thing - neeeew? And it may sound real good, but I don't think we're getting through?
...James Bond fought for our freedom on numerous occasions, yet not one single day is set aside in his honor?
...as you get older, the penis get shorter?
...that the creation of Emo bands effectively signaled the second Fall of Man?
...the shampoo adverts were lying, you are in fact not worth it.
...the movie Mars Attacks was actually a Public Service Announcement transmitted from the future to the present to educate us on how to deal with extraterrestial invasion?
...that the creamiest milk, the whitest bar, the good taste thats in Milky Bar was actually paraphrased from a much more disturbing (and incriminating) inaugraual speech by Richard Nixon?
...the day goes downhill from here?
...that when France was discovered by the English in 1326, they sent it back, demanding that "they put some bloody ketchup on it"?
...that in Soviet Russia, only forest fires can prevent you?
...that Uncyclopedia is big and you're small, it's smart and you're dumb, it's right and you're wrong and there's nothing you can do about it.
...that the next statement is true.
...that the previous statement is false.
...that 1 out of every 12 Uncyclopedia editors has slept with your mom?
...that it's because of people like you that there's no more kittens alive in the world.
...that there are at least three other businesses like showbusiness, as proved by Al Gore in 1976?
...that reading 'Did You Know' is responsible for 45% of all known cancer cases?
...that reading the 'that' after the 'Did You Know' is responsible for 55% of all known cancer cases?
...Anonymous does not forgive?
...that when you assume you make an Ass out of U and ME?
...that when you assume, you also just make an Assu out of me?
...that making assumptions makes an ass out of u and...mumptions?
...that when you assassinate, you make two asses out of I and Nate?
...I'm moist?
...Led Zeppelin`s drummer was actually Yoda or Darth Vader (as Obi-Wan Kenobi said)?
...SpongeBob Squarepants is actually a cartoon adaptation of the Ronald Reagan presidency?
...it is better to have loved and lost than to have lost and found?
...Fritz Alain won so many awards for teaching Ancient Russian?
...it is a really bad idea to tie a shopping cart to a bicycle?

...it is a really bad idea to ride a bicycle tied to a moving automobile?

...tin cans, with a string stretched between them, were invented in 1810 by Al Gore?
...how many lawyers it took to screw in a light bulb?
...that the above number is surprisingly higher than you think?
...a fart smells worse in the heat of summer?
...that they also smell worse in humidity?
...people in New York change careers as often as their underwear?
...people in New York don't change their underwear?
...that Barry Bonds broke into my friend's house and ate all the food?

...that he lives in Elwood?

...that I don't think you know what Elwood is?

...that I'm not talking about the Blues Brother?

...that you can't touch this?
...that in Soviet Russia this can't touch YOU?
...that in Soviet Russia know did YOU?
...that if you ever feel down you can always look at how you were before birth... the most aggressive of millions of sperm?
...that I don't change my underwear and I DON'T live in New York?
...that Chuck Norris CAN touch this?
...that you're not the Real Slim Shady and that I don't want you to stand up?
...IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
...that I was going to delete this whole page but then pondered the fact that an angry mob is already chasing me.
...that beer is just a fancy word for liquid heroin?
...Guitar Hero is supported by that Korean leader guy?

...that Guitar Hero is also supported by that other Korean leader guy?

...coughing is a direct result of being stupid?
...negative numbers have been outlawed in 12 states?
...that if theres no I in team and no U in team either, then no ones on the freaking team!
...that Janie's got a gun?

...that Michael Jackson would've taken the gun from Janie if she was a little boy?

...that it is better to slap Steven than to just sit there and listen to him?
...that 11 out of 10 people do not agree with this statement?
...that if ya hear me for ya see me I got king kong in da trunk?
...Chamillionaire looks like a frog?

...that his name is not pronouced CHA-million-air?

...that Lil Jon's Book of Words has only 4 words in it?

...that those four words are YEAH, OKAY, WHAT, and CRUNK?

...that I just slapped Steven?
...that all your base are belong to us?
...that they see me rollin', they hatin'?
...that 493 is a big number?
...that Hitler's name means "gay sex" in Russian?

...that the number 8743934834 does not think the number 493 is a big number?

...that the number 12 does think the number 493 is big, and the number 8743934834 is gay?

...that jesus is the oldest remembered fictional character?
...that you really shouldn't look behind you because satan is raping a kitten as you read this?
...that, in fact, the glass is half-empty, and not half-full?
...that the egg came before the chicken, becouse dinosaurs laid eggs?
...that sometimes I use female underwear? (but, please, don't tell anybody)
...that stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high?
...That if you have six toes, why don't you eat your toes?
...that kyle buck has red hair?

...that kyle buck also has a fire crotch?

...that if you plant a candy corn into the ground, it grows into a bush?
...that if you flex your arms for a long enough period of time, they will get bigger?
...that OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!
...that your gay, you just havent realised it yet?
...that 60% of the time, it works every time?
...that in prison, you'd be my bitch?
...that Shere Khan ist the hotest and the most popular bollywood actress in the World?
...that I walk it out?
...that Jesus saves, but Satan knocks in the rebound to take an early lead?

...that God rigged the game so that no one wins?

...that Moses scored?

...That Walking backwards makes you gain weight