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How to revive the dead
Did your wealthy Uncle Hiram bite it before you could dupe him into leaving you everything? Would you like to deprive your annoying born-again neighbour of heavenly bliss? Do you miss nagging and verbally emasculating your husband? Don't despair! Contrary to the prejudices of the so-called scientific community, death is curable. You don't have to ( Read more... ) -
How to be a n00b
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How to Spark A Rebellion
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The Game
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Job hunting sucks
I officially hate my luck. How is it that when I am home everywhere I look there is a good chance I can find a job in Warner Robins, but now that I am in the desert and have to job hunt from here there is nothing. The closest thing I can find is in Atlanta, not that that is bad by any means just that I have to move. Just after I start to get ( Read more... ) -
Rant about drivers from Iraq
How is it that I can I can make my way though a gravel parking lot full of trucks of a road maybe 10 feet across that for all intensive purposes doesn’t exist, in the middle of a cloud of dust at dusk in a HMMWV. Which for those that haven’t seen or driven one, is about as long as a full sized pick 3 feet wider then you standard car making it ( Read more... ) -
Sunday Rant
Can some fucking explain to me what I am missing. Where does my logic go so wrong to think it is simple to deal with people. What do I know that others don't that makes it easy to understand the yelling at one person that should be talked to in a civilized manner, and talking to the person that should be yelled at and beet to within an inch of his ( Read more... ) -
Feeling old
I don't know how or when it happened, but today I realized I am old. I am 22 and feel 40, can't explain why or how, I just do. I under my nose I went from being a Bishi to being and old man. Everything has changed I used to feel like I was actually a half way normal guy. Now I feel like a 40 year old man in the middle of his mid life crisis hanging ( Read more... ) -
Streblo!!!
Having been a been a boring February day I decided to find a boring February movie. With that I present Pistachio pudding makes me sick.
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I hate the fucking military
I offically want to take every member of any chain of command above the first level supervisor that i have had and show them what having shit rolls down hill is like. By emptying a clip full of shit out of a M-16 into them. I am fucking tired of all there fucking bullshit. First it was the fucking schedule we are on with know fucking sign of stop ( Read more... )