I'm sad because I forgot one, and I know it was strange and kind of scary but very interesting.
Most of the recent dreams I remember are fangirl dreams, you've been warned!
* I was basically Ralph from Wreck-it-Ralph. Only physically though: I was keeping watch over some kind of factory, until some glowing green humanoids appeared to escape from it. About 3, one at a time, and it was obvious to me that they weren't the threat: they were the victims of whatever happened in there and had been lucky enough to find a way out.
So I decided to go investigate, but being huge like that I was noticed by security before I could discover anything. To escape I yanked a gutter off the wall and used it as a rope to get down the metallic exterior staircase (apparently taking the stairs wasn't an option). I remember I was talking to someone before fleeing... maybe a lady researcher.
* Dan, Phil and Aled were going to investigate a frat boys house (oh wow I've been watching to many stupid college movies) and, as if seeing these 3 together wasn't funny enough (Aled is like 30cm smaller than the other 2) for some reason Dan & Phil had to wear cheerleaders outfits. And not any cheerleaders outfits, they looked a lot like
Aiba's D no Arashi costume... And Dan was absolutely unfazed by it, acting totally normal, but Phil was super embarrassed, slouching more than ever and making moves you shouldn't do in a very short skirt.
I woke up laughing, which doesn't happen to me often xD
* Dan & Phil were helping me clean my kitchen (what kind of maniac am I turning into? Though if you had seen my kitchen after yesterday's cookies you'd understand) and I was thoroughly enjoying Dan's "oh sh*t but it's ok I can deal with it" face whenever I forgot to speak english and started explaining something in french.
...idk. I just really want to make them speak foreign languages I guess.
* I watched some kind of AKB48 event... except it wasn't really one? They were doing some kind of traditional dancing with the fans and wearing very demure outfits.
Then a girl taught me some japanese, asked me who the AKB with the best english abilities was and I woke up with the sentence "there's an AKB48 member who does short english lessons on youtube" in japanese in my head.
Multilingual in dreams yeah!
(those lessons are really short. Like 1 sentence long short)
I'm weird yay!