Worse still, because I was saying this to a mother in the park today, if you have a baby, you can't just throw down a big heap o' food and water and let them fend for themselves. It's not like you can just open the door in the morning and let the baby go rushing across the dew-kissed field to shit its little bundles of love and be let back in with an easygoing yowp.
Nope. Babies are more akin to acquiring a tapeworm or a new disease.
You see, my superiors were wrong about your kind. You are not animals at all. You are a virus... .
I'd been thinking something similarly--- though more along the lines of "wow, if a puppy is this much work, I'm *sure* I don't want to be a parent." But I knew that already anyway.
What's been interesting for me as a cohabitant watching this puppy stuff is that it feels a lot like how I think I'd handle a baby in the house. It's helping me be oddly less scared of having a small human (not mine) around.
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Nope. Babies are more akin to acquiring a tapeworm or a new disease.
You see, my superiors were wrong about your kind. You are not animals at all. You are a virus... .
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What's been interesting for me as a cohabitant watching this puppy stuff is that it feels a lot like how I think I'd handle a baby in the house. It's helping me be oddly less scared of having a small human (not mine) around.
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*thinks of puppies in therapy due to bad upbringings*.... Hrm.
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