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I haven't had any drama in my life for a while now. I have put myself into a situation again where I should feel guilty and nervous about what I'm doing, but I refuse to let it bother me. So, since I have nothing bad going on in my life, I am allowing myself to be consumed by this Jon and Kate + 8 madness. Tonight is the season premiere and I hope ( Read more... )

The New Easy Bake Oven
New, and unfortunately not-so-improved, the oven caused 77 burns, 16 of them second or third-degree, and one that resulted in a partial finger amputation.

Man, kid toys are pretty ridiculous.

I have been back in Arizona for a week and a half and already have a job that pays 60% more than my previous job. I am enrolled in summer school. I have reconnected with old friends and met new ones. I have my cat back!

A few days ago, I went to the pharmacist. I wanted to buy some Mucinex D and he had me sign a form stating that I was not going to use the medication to make meth. I got to thinking, why is this the only thing I've ever had to sign for? Why not Drain-O or whatever else is in meth? It almost seems like it should be an all or nothing type of deal. If ( Read more... )

( nickelodeon. )

I was the first person to find out that Erika has finally been accepted to be a Ph.D. student at UTD, specializing in possibly the most boring thing I've ever heard of: Igneous Petrology. Volcanos that spew lava and make rocks. Cooooooool shit. However, maybe she won't treat everyone she encounters like worthless pieces of shit now that her head is ( Read more... )

( my three favorite photos from today. )

Last week, I had 2.75 interviews. Two actual face-to-face interviews. One prescreening (.25) and I would've had one with this guy that actually sounded badass, but I could not find his office (.50). The receptionist also seemed to be lacking the part of her brain that would be able to explain where exactly she was sitting. I think it was located on ( Read more... )

In the "Free" section of craigslist today, there was this post:

I HAVE A BAG OF EXPIRED COUPONS FOR THE PERSON
WHO SENDS COUPONS TO THE MILITARY. I COULD NOT FIND
YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. I HOPE YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE SO
YOU CAN PICK THE COUPONS UP TO SEND TO OUR TROOPS.
I WILL HOLD THEM. THANK YOU!!!

Who the hell wants expired coupons?